down by the old main drag

[aria]

Despite the tried-and-true cheering-up methods of dressing snazzy, having hot chocolate, reading comfort stories, and enthusiastically tackling the slush pile, my brain is still having one of those days where I cannot stop overthinking and being anxious about nearly everything. Writing ridiculous fic may be the ticket, but in the meantime, it seems like everyone is having a rubbish November so far, and so I propose:

IMPROMPTU ROUNDS OF MARRY-SHAG-CLIFF! Ask me characters! Ask me for characters! Interrogate me on why I'd ever think marrying x would be a valid life choice! I realize that midafternoon on a Thursday is a ridiculous time for this sort of thing, but hell, this can be an all-day party. Have at it.

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[labellementeuse]

*hugs*

Erm, erm... Carmela, Nita, Dairine. (Aged up appropriately, obvs.)

[aria]

<333

Oh dear, I love all of them! Hmm. I think Nita would be an excellent spouse, so I shall marry her! I think I'll shag Dairine, and then throw Carmela off a cliff just to cheer all her awesome stunts on the way down. Before she lands triumphantly in her crowd of alien admirers. :D

Would you like some in return?

[sophia-sol.livejournal.com]

Those sorts of days are sucky.

SO! Marry-shag-cliff: Methos, Lex, the Master. Mwahahaha.

And if you want to give me characters I'd be happy to play too!

[aria]

<3!

Hilariously, that one is VERY EASY. I would marry Methos, because he'd be a truly excellent husband, I suspect (he's had a lot of practice!); I'd shag Lex, because I REALLY WANT TO SHAG LEX; and I will cliff the Master and then watch curiously to see if he turns into Cumberbatch. :D

Hm. Rose, Martha, Donna!

[gehayi]

Marry-shag-cliff: Amy Pond, Delenn, River Song.

And if you want to give me characters, I'd enjoy playing too!

[aria]

Oh, that's difficult. Well, no, I'd marry Delenn in a heartbeat. I'm afraid I'd have to shag River and cliff Amy; the day Amy makes a Dalek beg mercy, I'll reconsider my priorities. :)

Joe, Methos, Amanda. :D

[scribe]

Oh, man, how many rounds of this can I propose?

-George Cooper, Numair Salmalin, and Nealan of Queenscove
-Sam Gamgee, Sam Vimes, and Sam Tyler
-The Ninth, Tenth and Eleventh Doctors

[aria]

...oh my god can I marry ALL OF THEM? You managed to pick basically all my major boycrushes from the Tortall universe. I suppose ... I suppose I have to marry George, shag Numair, and cliff Neal, but with extreme reluctance for having to choose.

SAMS. <3 I have to marry Sam Gamgee, no question. I think I'll shag Tyler and let Vimes get on with his police work, although I would be equally happy to shag Vimes and let Tyler get on with his police work. XD

MARRYING ELEVEN. :D I think I will cliff Nine and shag him once he is Ten. Sorry, Nine! I love you, but I find Ten more shaggable.

[caliena.livejournal.com]

Uhm...

Love your solving of the Master/Lex/Methos one XD

- Crowley
- Aziraphale
- Mycroft

^_^

And I'd love to play, too XD

[aria]

I think I shall shag Crowley, marry Aziraphale, and cliff Mycroft. I expect Mycroft can take care of himself.

Jack, Ianto, Gwen!

[alwayswondered]

The RDJ Holmes movie: Watson, Irene Adler, Mary Morstan.

[aria]

I think I'll marry Mary; she's lovely and I suspect she'd appreciate someone who didn't come with a crazy roommate attached. I'll shag Irene Adler! I'll shag Irene Adler a lot. And poor Watson, by process of elimination, gets cliffed.

[china_shop]

Diana Barrigan, Alex Hunter, Elizabeth Burke.

Also *hugs*

[aria]

<333!

MARRYING EL. Like this is any sort of choice at all. I have a big crush on Diana, so I'll shag her, and then I will pretend to cliff Alex but really send her off to Paris. :)

[marina]

Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Frank Iero (you don't know Panic at the Disco right? We'll go with MCR)

[aria]

Hilariously I know things about Panic! from years ago. And I barely know enough about MCR to answer this one, but my uninformed opinion says I shall marry Gerard, shag Mickey, and cliff Frank. And once Gerard and I are married, I might even coax him to change out of the shirt he's been wearing for the past month and counting. XD

[graycardinal]

Would it be excessively silly to suggest: Rick Castle, Mal Reynolds, Captain Hammer?

[aria]

It would be excessively silly. :D

I'm cliffing Captain Hammer, unsurprisingly. I think I will shag Castle and marry Mal, although I haven't seen enough Castle to know if that is really the wise choice.

[feverbeats]

LEX CLARK LIONEL

[aria]

UH I DO NOT WANT TO MARRY ANY OF THEM. Clark is safest? I am shagging Lex a lot. AND THEN CLIFFING LIONEL. BY WHICH I MEAN KICKING HIM OFF THE TOP FLOOR OF LUTHORCORP. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. lionelllll <3

Chloe Ollie Bruce! Shut up that is totally a sane progression.

[innocentsmith]

I love this game.

Crazy hair! John Sheppard, Ray Kowalski, Geoffrey Tennant?
Cylons! A Two, a Six, or an Eight?
Masters! Delgado, Ainley, Simm?

And feel free to ask me any.

[aria]

Oooh. I think I will marry Ray, shag Geoffrey, and cliff Sheppard. I'm sure John will be okay, and I will not have to deal with his emotional inarticulation: fun in fic, rubbish in practice!

Oh god oh god um NONE OF THEM ARE MARRYABLE. Maybe an Eight, if she is Athena-like? Yikes, maybe not even then. Perhaps if I could get a Two to understand how humans practice romance! I will definitely shag a Six, though.

Marry Delgado, shag Simm, cliff Ainley. SORRY AINLEY I'D SHAG YOU TOO.

Hm. Fraser, Kowalski, Vecchio! I often feel the need to ask this question. (Of course the answer is "They all shag each other!" but still.)

[jolly_utter]

Fivey, Carmilla the vampire, Ray K

Bwahahaha. Also, I'm on skype with my sister so I just introduced her to Marry-Shag-Cliff and it's really entertaining! And apparently there's a character in 'Dollhouse' named Sierra who is really hot- I did not know this and got confused when she said the name. =)

I'm sorry you're having a rubbish day. *hugs* If it's any comfort, it's really gross and rainy here.

[aria]

Oh that is kind of difficult! Um. I would marry Ray K, because he is ridiculously sweet about being married; shag Fivey, because, FIVEY, and poor Carmilla gets staked. I'D TOTES SHAG YOU TOO, CARMILLA.

Sierra from Dollhouse is indeed pretty damn hot! Here she is. Mm.

*snuggles* Star Wars Weather tells me it is awful planets EVERYWHERE today. I hope you are cozying up with lots of tea!

[songofsongs]

I am SO SORRY I did not get to hug you before you left! :( But I feel confident that you shall return, and will not weep overmuch. But I agree that November is starting off shitty- I feel like this happens every year, where october is full of AWESOME and then everything descends to hell (and not the fun kind) in november. *snuggle*

And I TOTALLY WANNA PLAY. I am usually no good at this game, though. Ummmmm, how about, in the spirit of Upcoming Movies, talk to me of house stereotypes: Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin?

(Gryffindor is not an option- they're best for Saving the World through luck, enthusiasm, and incompetence, obviously)

[aria]

I'm sorry I didn't at least pop by your work and say goodbye! But yeah, I'll probably be back in January, so there shall not be overmuch pining. :) I am starting to believe, by the way, that NaNo happens in November just to distract us from how freaking awful November is. *snuggles back*

Ahaha, what, which -- which houses would I shag, marry, and cliff? Um. I think I shall marry a Ravenclaw, because we could have delightful clever discussions all the time; shag a Slytherin because, well, I am mad attracted to moral ambiguity? and the poor Hufflepuffs get cliffed. MAYBE I SHOULD MARRY A HUFFLEPUFF.

Wait wait how about Neville, Luna, and Ginny?

[filia_belialis]

I hope today is better! *So many hugs*

Inara, Fraser, and Neal Caffrey.

[aria]

*hugs!* Today is indeed better! I have made the perhaps unsurprising discovery that White Collar porn makes EVERYTHING BETTER.

Um. I will marry Fraser! I think he would be excellent to be married to. I am DEEPLY TORN between shagging Neal and Inara, but I find Neal more interesting as a person, so Neal is for shagging and Inara can fly off on Serenity or something.

Jo, Tegan, Ace!