down by the old main drag

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Despite the tried-and-true cheering-up methods of dressing snazzy, having hot chocolate, reading comfort stories, and enthusiastically tackling the slush pile, my brain is still having one of those days where I cannot stop overthinking and being anxious about nearly everything. Writing ridiculous fic may be the ticket, but in the meantime, it seems like everyone is having a rubbish November so far, and so I propose:

IMPROMPTU ROUNDS OF MARRY-SHAG-CLIFF! Ask me characters! Ask me for characters! Interrogate me on why I'd ever think marrying x would be a valid life choice! I realize that midafternoon on a Thursday is a ridiculous time for this sort of thing, but hell, this can be an all-day party. Have at it.

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Oh, man, how many rounds of this can I propose?

-George Cooper, Numair Salmalin, and Nealan of Queenscove
-Sam Gamgee, Sam Vimes, and Sam Tyler
-The Ninth, Tenth and Eleventh Doctors

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...oh my god can I marry ALL OF THEM? You managed to pick basically all my major boycrushes from the Tortall universe. I suppose ... I suppose I have to marry George, shag Numair, and cliff Neal, but with extreme reluctance for having to choose.

SAMS. <3 I have to marry Sam Gamgee, no question. I think I'll shag Tyler and let Vimes get on with his police work, although I would be equally happy to shag Vimes and let Tyler get on with his police work. XD

MARRYING ELEVEN. :D I think I will cliff Nine and shag him once he is Ten. Sorry, Nine! I love you, but I find Ten more shaggable.

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Hee! I love that cliffing Doctors just gets you more Doctors.

Can I play too?

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There are ALWAYS MORE DOCTORS!

Hmm. Alanna, Daine, Kel! Also Jack, Mickey, Rory.

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Hmmm. Marry Alanna, I think, because she is pretty damn awesome (and maybe can bring George along?), shag Daine 'cause...she's supposed to be really pretty? And cliff Kel, who I've always found kind of boring, to be honest. Although now I feel bad because of her fear of heights...maybe I should cliff Daine so she'll just turn into a bird and fly away.

I would marry Rory RIGHT NOW OMG. Which leaves Mickey up against Jack in a shagging competition, and, well, sorry Mickey. You're a pretty cool guy, but totally outclassed.