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valinor spider party ([personal profile] aria) wrote2010-11-04 02:00 pm
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down by the old main drag

Despite the tried-and-true cheering-up methods of dressing snazzy, having hot chocolate, reading comfort stories, and enthusiastically tackling the slush pile, my brain is still having one of those days where I cannot stop overthinking and being anxious about nearly everything. Writing ridiculous fic may be the ticket, but in the meantime, it seems like everyone is having a rubbish November so far, and so I propose:

IMPROMPTU ROUNDS OF MARRY-SHAG-CLIFF! Ask me characters! Ask me for characters! Interrogate me on why I'd ever think marrying x would be a valid life choice! I realize that midafternoon on a Thursday is a ridiculous time for this sort of thing, but hell, this can be an all-day party. Have at it.

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labellementeuse: A picture of Kit and Nita coming up from a subway tunnel overgrown with wildlife with the text 'speak to strangers' (yw speak to strangers)

[personal profile] labellementeuse 2010-11-04 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
*hugs*

Erm, erm... Carmela, Nita, Dairine. (Aged up appropriately, obvs.)
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[identity profile] sophia-sol.livejournal.com 2010-11-04 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Those sorts of days are sucky.

SO! Marry-shag-cliff: Methos, Lex, the Master. Mwahahaha.

And if you want to give me characters I'd be happy to play too!
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[personal profile] aria 2010-11-04 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
<333

Oh dear, I love all of them! Hmm. I think Nita would be an excellent spouse, so I shall marry her! I think I'll shag Dairine, and then throw Carmela off a cliff just to cheer all her awesome stunts on the way down. Before she lands triumphantly in her crowd of alien admirers. :D

Would you like some in return?
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[personal profile] aria 2010-11-04 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
<3!

Hilariously, that one is VERY EASY. I would marry Methos, because he'd be a truly excellent husband, I suspect (he's had a lot of practice!); I'd shag Lex, because I REALLY WANT TO SHAG LEX; and I will cliff the Master and then watch curiously to see if he turns into Cumberbatch. :D

Hm. Rose, Martha, Donna!
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[personal profile] labellementeuse 2010-11-04 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes please!

Bwahaha, you've managed to make getting cliffed a crowning moment of awesome ... how very Carmela.
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[personal profile] gehayi 2010-11-04 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Marry-shag-cliff: Amy Pond, Delenn, River Song.

And if you want to give me characters, I'd enjoy playing too!
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[personal profile] aria 2010-11-04 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's be honest: everything Carmela does is a crowning moment of awesome.

Roshaun, Filif, Sker'ret!
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[personal profile] aria 2010-11-04 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's difficult. Well, no, I'd marry Delenn in a heartbeat. I'm afraid I'd have to shag River and cliff Amy; the day Amy makes a Dalek beg mercy, I'll reconsider my priorities. :)

Joe, Methos, Amanda. :D
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[personal profile] scribe 2010-11-04 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, man, how many rounds of this can I propose?

-George Cooper, Numair Salmalin, and Nealan of Queenscove
-Sam Gamgee, Sam Vimes, and Sam Tyler
-The Ninth, Tenth and Eleventh Doctors
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[identity profile] sophia-sol.livejournal.com 2010-11-04 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
...you're right, in retrospect that IS very easy. (somehow I managed to forget that the Master can regenerate? *headdesk*)

Um. Okay. Rose, Martha, Donna. Cliff Donna, because although I love Donna the best I don't think I'd actually get on with her. Marry Martha because she's a) awesome and b) the one of the three I probably have the most in common with. Shag Rose (where "shag" translates into "cuddle") because she's wonderfully touchy-feely.
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[personal profile] labellementeuse 2010-11-04 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
ALIENS. Wow. Well ... cliff Roshaun cos I'm not really a fan, marry Sker'ret cos I think he's kind of great, and shag Filif (CAREFULLY) cos he's into human girls.

Geoffrey, Oliver, Ellen, and now you're sorry for giving me a centipede, a tree, and an asshole. ;)

[identity profile] caliena.livejournal.com 2010-11-04 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Uhm...

Love your solving of the Master/Lex/Methos one XD

- Crowley
- Aziraphale
- Mycroft

^_^

And I'd love to play, too XD
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[personal profile] alwayswondered 2010-11-04 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
The RDJ Holmes movie: Watson, Irene Adler, Mary Morstan.
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[personal profile] gehayi 2010-11-04 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Then again, Amy would probably convince reality to rearrange itself so that she was falling into a lovely feather bed in the TARDIS with both of her boys. So she'd be all right.

Oh, I'm totally marrying Methos. The man has lots of practice being married, and I really don't think I'd be bored with him around.

Who gets shagged and who gets cliffed is the tough one.** If I have to pick...I'm going with Joe for shagability and sensitivity and hopefully some music as well. And then Amanda and I will go out and steal the Crown Jewels from the Tower of London and she will get cliffed off the White Cliffs of Dover. And then, once she's presumed dead, we'll split the loot.


**Shagging to me what liver is to most people. It's not something I enjoy, but I know there are people out there who do like it, and that's good. P.S. I do like liver.
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[personal profile] aria 2010-11-04 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
SHAG FILIF CAREFULLY. <3

Ohhhh god. I'd be terrified of getting involved with any of them! I suppose I'd marry Geoffrey -- never a dull moment! -- and shag Ellen, provided she didn't mind I was a young woman instead of a young man. Oliver can haunt me disappointedly.

In the Slings & Arrows vein: Richard, Anna, Darren!
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[personal profile] aria 2010-11-04 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I hate the notion of cliffing people at the best of times. Perhaps it should be marry-shag-deny? That is much less dramatic, though. It's much better when there are Time Lords involved. :)

I think I like your choices! I would marry the hell out of Martha.
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[personal profile] aria 2010-11-04 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly! Amy is awesome like that, and in a lineup that didn't also have Delenn and River, she would be extremely not cliffed. :D

I am, by the way, so extremely in favor of your awesome heists-with-Amanda plan. <3
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[personal profile] aria 2010-11-04 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
...oh my god can I marry ALL OF THEM? You managed to pick basically all my major boycrushes from the Tortall universe. I suppose ... I suppose I have to marry George, shag Numair, and cliff Neal, but with extreme reluctance for having to choose.

SAMS. <3 I have to marry Sam Gamgee, no question. I think I'll shag Tyler and let Vimes get on with his police work, although I would be equally happy to shag Vimes and let Tyler get on with his police work. XD

MARRYING ELEVEN. :D I think I will cliff Nine and shag him once he is Ten. Sorry, Nine! I love you, but I find Ten more shaggable.
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[personal profile] labellementeuse 2010-11-04 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I agree with your selections. Well, I might marry Ellen. IDK.

OH MY. Um ... shag Richard because although I despise him in every other way, he seems GGG in the sack. Marry Darren because at least it'd be hilarious. Cliff Anna NOT because I don't ADORE her, because I do - much more than Richard or Darren - but because I would walk all over her and I HATE that in a relationship.
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[personal profile] aria 2010-11-04 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I shall shag Crowley, marry Aziraphale, and cliff Mycroft. I expect Mycroft can take care of himself.

Jack, Ianto, Gwen!
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[personal profile] china_shop 2010-11-04 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Diana Barrigan, Alex Hunter, Elizabeth Burke.

Also *hugs*
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[personal profile] aria 2010-11-04 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I'll marry Mary; she's lovely and I suspect she'd appreciate someone who didn't come with a crazy roommate attached. I'll shag Irene Adler! I'll shag Irene Adler a lot. And poor Watson, by process of elimination, gets cliffed.
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[personal profile] labellementeuse 2010-11-04 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! Also! Chloe, Lana, Clark.
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[personal profile] aria 2010-11-04 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
<333!

MARRYING EL. Like this is any sort of choice at all. I have a big crush on Diana, so I'll shag her, and then I will pretend to cliff Alex but really send her off to Paris. :)
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[identity profile] sophia-sol.livejournal.com 2010-11-04 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I always feel terrible about cliffing people, and create a caveat in my head that they'll be awesome enough to find a way to NOT DIE while being cliffed. (WHICH DONNA IS DEFINITELY AWESOME ENOUGH TO DO.)

MORE, because this is fun: Fraser, Kowalski, Vecchio
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