down by the old main drag

[aria]

Despite the tried-and-true cheering-up methods of dressing snazzy, having hot chocolate, reading comfort stories, and enthusiastically tackling the slush pile, my brain is still having one of those days where I cannot stop overthinking and being anxious about nearly everything. Writing ridiculous fic may be the ticket, but in the meantime, it seems like everyone is having a rubbish November so far, and so I propose:

IMPROMPTU ROUNDS OF MARRY-SHAG-CLIFF! Ask me characters! Ask me for characters! Interrogate me on why I'd ever think marrying x would be a valid life choice! I realize that midafternoon on a Thursday is a ridiculous time for this sort of thing, but hell, this can be an all-day party. Have at it.

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[aria]

Oh my god, do you know what we need to do? We need to hang out in January and yell about all the ways that the Harry Potter books disappointed us and yet we love them anyway. THAT IS WHAT WE NEED TO DO. By which I mean: yes, total agreement re: Ginny there.

Mm well if these are movie!Malfoys then I am shagging the hell out of Lucius, and cliffing Narcissa's stupid hair. And being Draco's beard! Best idea ever.

Hmm Blacks. Okay, well, I am cliffing the hell out of Bellatrix, because she scares the bejesus out of me. I doubt Sirius is the marrying type, so I will shag him, probably pre-Azkaban because I imagine he has better things to do than shag people post-Azkaban. And I will marry Regulus! Fandom tells me that this is an excellent choice.

Bill, Charley, Percy?

[songofsongs]

YES YES PLZ YES. I have SO MANY FEELINGS about harry potter and, while many of them are warm and fuzzy and about how important it's been to my life, so much is also how much I dislike so many things JKR did.

I agree with all of your Black choices. ON TO WEASLEYS. Okay, okay, so I kinda have all these thinky thoughts about how much I love Percy. Mostly because of fandom, but whatever, he has a very special place in my heart. HOWEVER, I also think he's GHEY as a box of birds. So I'd be his beard, too. <3

Bill and Charlie are so hard to choose between! Um um um, IDK! I'm gonna have to say cliff Bill and shag Charlie, because Charlie seems some more personable, and I feel like someone who wrestles dragons all day would be a fun time in bed. Also, leather. :D And for some reason Bill is kinda a tall, gangly and femme-looking ginger in my head, which isn't my kink.

Hmmmmm, TEACHER TIME. Snape, McGonagall, or Lupin.