down by the old main drag

[aria]

Despite the tried-and-true cheering-up methods of dressing snazzy, having hot chocolate, reading comfort stories, and enthusiastically tackling the slush pile, my brain is still having one of those days where I cannot stop overthinking and being anxious about nearly everything. Writing ridiculous fic may be the ticket, but in the meantime, it seems like everyone is having a rubbish November so far, and so I propose:

IMPROMPTU ROUNDS OF MARRY-SHAG-CLIFF! Ask me characters! Ask me for characters! Interrogate me on why I'd ever think marrying x would be a valid life choice! I realize that midafternoon on a Thursday is a ridiculous time for this sort of thing, but hell, this can be an all-day party. Have at it.

Comments

[labellementeuse]

To be honest, it's not even that I like Lana, but I think she's pretty super hot, which pretty much makes me That Guy. Guilt, guilt. I'm trying to like her, though.

Dude, ALL the wizards want to shag the Lone Power. Nita definitely does. Pretty much every time we see him, someone thinks how hot he is (and when is someone going to address the fact that even when Nita *isn't* around, Kit sees the LP as a hot redheaded guy in a power suit? Just sayin'.)

OH WHAT IS THAT. OH NO YOU DIN'T. Cliff Harry (sorry Harry, there's always Timeheart I guess?) shag Mr. Millman because I am a wild breaker of rules, and MARRY TOM AND CARL AND LIVE WITH THEM ADORABLY BECAUSE THEY CAN NEVER BE BROKEN UP, GOSH ARIA. Even tho I would be allergic to their house (dog hair) but you know. I'm sure the good looking men would make the antihistamines worth it.

Kit, Ronan, Darryl.

[aria]

Ahaha. Lana: making us worse human beings since 2001! Something like that.

Okay, this is fair! That's because the Lone Power is a seductive hotass. <3 (Except in Wizard Abroad! And I guess in Wizards at War. It is more disappointing in Wizard Abroad, though.)

FAIR, VERY FAIR. I approve of shagging Mr. Millman! Also TOM AND CARL SHOULD NEVER BE BROKEN UP, THIS IS TRUTH. Also, you might not even need antihistamines! I bet there is some sort of spell for allergies.

Oooh. Marrying Kit, definitely; I love that boy. Even if aged up, I think I find Ronan more attractive than Darryl, or at least more ... touchable? IDK. I will shag Ronan and leave Darryl to do his awesome Darryl thing.