down by the old main drag

[aria]

Despite the tried-and-true cheering-up methods of dressing snazzy, having hot chocolate, reading comfort stories, and enthusiastically tackling the slush pile, my brain is still having one of those days where I cannot stop overthinking and being anxious about nearly everything. Writing ridiculous fic may be the ticket, but in the meantime, it seems like everyone is having a rubbish November so far, and so I propose:

IMPROMPTU ROUNDS OF MARRY-SHAG-CLIFF! Ask me characters! Ask me for characters! Interrogate me on why I'd ever think marrying x would be a valid life choice! I realize that midafternoon on a Thursday is a ridiculous time for this sort of thing, but hell, this can be an all-day party. Have at it.

Comments

[aria]

Exactly! Amy is awesome like that, and in a lineup that didn't also have Delenn and River, she would be extremely not cliffed. :D

I am, by the way, so extremely in favor of your awesome heists-with-Amanda plan. <3

[gehayi]

OH! I just thought of another group!

Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Neil Caffrey.

(And thank you! I like the idea of going on awesome heists with Amanda myself.)

[aria]

Oh god, giving me those three mostly just makes me want to writhe around going "I CAN'T CHOOSE, I CAN'T." But I believe I will marry Peter, shag El, and then do something with Neal that is very much like your heists-with-Amanda plan. :D

[gehayi]

That would work, because Neil is TOTALLY an Immortal. And probably one of Amanda's students. Seriously, I think this every single time I see an ad for White Collar.

[aria]

I literally have the outline of a Highlander-White Collar fusion sitting innocently on my computer. It definitely involves Immortal Neal who used to be Amanda's student. :D

[gehayi]

Please to be writing this? Yes?

Could I have three more, please?

[aria]

I am indeed writing it! Along with SO MANY OTHER THINGS; it is a little alarming. :D

Hmm. Jack, Mickey, and Rory!

[gehayi]

I'm marrying Rory because Rory Williams is the best boyfriend in the history of EVER. The only thing is I would have to turn into Amy first because there is no way on earth that Rory would ever willingly marry anyone but his Amy.

I will shag Mickey because he is cute and badass and insufficiently appreciated by fandom, which is sad.

Jack I will cliff, because I did not like a number of moral decisions he made on Torchwood. And also because cliffing him will not kill him, so it's all good.

I'm very glad that you are writing so much! YAY ARIA STORIES!

Shag, marry or cliff: Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind, San, Haku! (Links included for anyone who is not familiar with Hayao Miyazaki's work.)

[aria]

I like your Who character choices. :D

I will marry Nausicaä! I only saw her once and it is a rather distant memory, but I remember her being competent and awesome &c. I will shag Haku! I WILL SHAG HAKU SO MUCH. Man, I had such a crush on him as a teenager. San gets cliffed. Very politely. So she doesn't come back to kill me after she lands on her feet.