I ... tripped and fell on twitter?

For reasons passing understanding (or, really, because filia_belialis texted me to ask if I had a twitter yet, and Amelia possesses EVIL MIND POWERS or something) I have a twitter now! Twitter is cool! Twitter is probably only cool like bowties are cool.

In any case, I am dearmelee (for reasons, mostly that both daisiestdaisy and every variation on aria that I liked were already taken) and I would like to be twitter buddies, or whatever it is that you kids do on twitter. Tell me who you are!

one of those days

Screw it, today is not a Getting Things Done day. (I will SUBDUE MY YULETIDE WITH STICKS. But ... tomorrow.) Anyway, it is obviously meme time.

Give me a ship and I will tell you:

Who is the big spoon/little spoon
What is their favorite non-sexual activity
Who uses all the hot water in the morning
What they order from take out
What is the most trivial thing they fight over
Who does most of the cleaning
What has a season pass in their DVR
Who controls the netflix queue
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Who steals the blankets
Who leaves their stuff around
Who remembers to buy the milk
Who remembers anniversaries

Considering the number of ships I have involving people who just don't do domestic, I may have to improvise slightly for some of these.