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one of those days
Screw it, today is not a Getting Things Done day. (I will SUBDUE MY YULETIDE WITH STICKS. But ... tomorrow.) Anyway, it is obviously meme time.
Give me a ship and I will tell you:
Who is the big spoon/little spoon
What is their favorite non-sexual activity
Who uses all the hot water in the morning
What they order from take out
What is the most trivial thing they fight over
Who does most of the cleaning
What has a season pass in their DVR
Who controls the netflix queue
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Who steals the blankets
Who leaves their stuff around
Who remembers to buy the milk
Who remembers anniversaries
Considering the number of ships I have involving people who just don't do domestic, I may have to improvise slightly for some of these.
Give me a ship and I will tell you:
Who is the big spoon/little spoon
What is their favorite non-sexual activity
Who uses all the hot water in the morning
What they order from take out
What is the most trivial thing they fight over
Who does most of the cleaning
What has a season pass in their DVR
Who controls the netflix queue
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Who steals the blankets
Who leaves their stuff around
Who remembers to buy the milk
Who remembers anniversaries
Considering the number of ships I have involving people who just don't do domestic, I may have to improvise slightly for some of these.
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What is their favorite non-sexual activity: Bonding over ice cream and comics. They have long debates about Batman.
Who uses all the hot water in the morning: Darcy. But that's all right, because Loki can use magic to make the cold water hot.
What they order from take out: Chinese. They get a kick out of the fortune cookies.
What is the most trivial thing they fight over: They ... don't. If they ever fought it would be serious and probably destroy property.
Who does most of the cleaning: Loki. Although by 'cleaning' we really mean that when he notices it's become a bit untidy, he just snaps his fingers and everything cleans itself up.
What has a season pass in their DVR: I wish I could say reruns of X-Men Evolution, but they live in the same universe as the X-Men! I suspect Loki has a deep and hilarious love of Downton Abbey, though.
Who controls the netflix queue: Darcy.
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Darcy. Loki terrifies the landlord and Darcy had to make him stop.
Who steals the blankets: Darcy again. Loki doesn't really need them for warmth, anyway.
Who leaves their stuff around: Loki, actually. He's terrible at putting his spell books and papers and little experiments away when he gets distracted by something else.
Who remembers to buy the milk: Darcy. She's the only one who remembers most of the practicalities.
Who remembers anniversaries: Loki. He's much more likely to take significance in various dates and make ceremony out of it, but Darcy thinks it's sweet.
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Who is the big spoon/little spoon: The Master does not spoon! The Doctor is perfectly willing to have snuggles and be the big spoon, though.
What is their favorite non-sexual activity: Saving and/or destroying civilizations!
Who uses all the hot water in the morning: The Doctor. He always apologizes, though!
What they order from take out: Ten is really fond of fish and chips! The Master much prefers the gourmet take out one can have on Alpha Centauri.
What is the most trivial thing they fight over: Who gets to pilot the TARDIS on any given day.
Who does most of the cleaning: The TARDIS herself, poor girl.
What has a season pass in their DVR: Mythbusters!
Who controls the netflix queue: The TARDIS does, but she makes sure to let both the Doctor and the Master think they're in charge of it.
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: The Doctor is the one who works on fixing the TARDIS when something breaks. And then the Master usually fixes it much better when the Doctor isn't looking.
Who steals the blankets: The Doctor. The Master is actually slightly too dignified to do it.
Who leaves their stuff around: The Doctor. EVERYWHERE.
Who remembers to buy the milk: Neither of them. The TARDIS tries to keep them in food, though.
Who remembers anniversaries: Both of them, but the Master pretends not to.
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Who is the big spoon/little spoon: Usually Carl's the big spoon; he tends to overheat if Tom's wrapped around him.
What is their favorite non-sexual activity: On Saturdays, when Carl's off work, if Tom has the time and they don't have any pressing errantry matters or consultations, they go on a walk of the neighborhood together, chatting with their favorite trees and generally enjoying one another's low-stress company.
Who uses all the hot water in the morning: Carl, until Tom tweaked things with a water conservation spell; now there's usually enough for both of them.
What they order from take out: There's an Italian bistro a few blocks over that delivers. It's their usual Friday night fare.
What is the most trivial thing they fight over: Whose turn it is to take the dogs to the vet's.
Who does most of the cleaning: Tom, which is only fair, since he works from home and has a more flexible schedule.
What has a season pass in their DVR: Any good sci-fi show currently airing; at the moment it's Doctor Who.
Who controls the netflix queue: Carl; he's more particular about what they watch.
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Tom. Carl just wants to fix everything himself, which never works.
Who steals the blankets: Tom. He sleeps very deeply, and when asleep, wraps himself up in a kind of cocoon. Carl keeps extra blankets around because Tom's too adorable to wake up to fight over blankets with.
Who leaves their stuff around: Tom, mostly; he gets paperwork everywhere. But Carl's much worse about leaving clothing on the floor.
Who remembers to buy the milk: Both of them, but Carl usually picks it up on the way home from work.
Who remembers anniversaries: Both of them, though Carl's the one who goes in for big romantic gestures.
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