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Yesterday at work:

ME: Hey, can I run to the bathroom?
SHIFT SUPERVISOR: Okay, but show me the meaning of haste.
ME [belatedly, after returning]: I'm not Shadowfax, you know.
SS: You will be!
ME: Oookay, Gandalf.

(We have several shift supervisors, actually, but the above dude is one of my favorites. He has an endless collection of classy vests, constantly listens to the Scissor Sisters when he's in the break room, makes good nerd jokes, and reminds me, both in looks and general attitude, of Grant from Mythbusters, if Grant was ... really good at fast coffee-related multitasking instead of robots, I guess.)

Three more days of work and then a week of holidays!! Meanwhile I ... am still not done with Yuletide, but that's totally okay, I'm technically in under deadline and I absolutely believe in my ability to get it done between work and visiting my sweeties and going on movie outings and &c. Yep. BEARS.

In other news, between everything that I have to get done, I have not been on Tumblr in ... almost a week? Something like that. It's kind of great, actually! Smeagol is freeeeeee~