no friday night fic: instead, friday night memes

Two memes for the price of one! First, the first lines meme: my twenty most recent opening lines, to be scrutinized for patterns and other interesting things. For a few I've used the first two sentences rather than just the first one, but I don't think I'll be fined by the meme police. ( Twenty opening lines. )

And the second meme: Ask me my fannish Top Five [Whatevers]. Any top fives. Doesn't matter what, really! And I will answer them all in a new post.