aria: ([misc] cthulhu crossing)
valinor spider party ([personal profile] aria) wrote2010-03-11 02:38 pm

three mildly useless things

i. I believe that in order to be properly fannish about due South, on this day the eleventh of March we're supposed to post Sgt. Frobisher's butchering of the St. Crispin's Day speech. But I don't like butchering Shakespeare even in the name of comedy, so: happy Fraser & Kowalski sledding into the sunset day!

ii. Spring break has officially started for me! I'm not hopping a plane until Saturday, though, so I fully intend to spend my next day or so of freedom writing (finishing??) my End of Time fic. And then I can spend spring break making sure I do not have to default on my due South big bang! in between making life plans. YAY.

iii. Assuming I get everything else done in a timely manner, I am strongly considering writing White Collar fic during the bleak gap before second season. In the spirit of this, a question, namely: what do you think are the classics (as in, "Kate always did love the classics"), ie those secret messages/heist strategies/&c that are fun and trope-y? So far my list is write secret messages using lemon juice and no one's dead until you've found the body, but that is a set of bullet points, not a list. Ideas?

(If you answer this question by linking to TV Tropes, I will sic the Cthulhu in my icon at you. I'm so serious.)
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[personal profile] gehayi 2010-03-11 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You might like some of these things:

Anatomy of a Con: The Rag

Anatomy of a Con: The Wire

The Tip

The Jamaican Switch

The Pigeon Drop

The Melon Drop

The Coin Con

Advance-Fee Fraud

The Spanish Prisoner (first recorded in 1910, but I'm sure it was around long before that. The modern version is the Nigerian scam.)

Selling gold bricks

Glim-dropper, Fiddle Scam and Fake Reward

***

Also, someone that Kate might have admired--Victor Lustig (the man who sold the Eiffel Tower. TWICE.)

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[personal profile] damned_colonial 2010-03-11 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
That thing where you fold the paper to read the message, c.f. Mad magazine.
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[personal profile] damned_colonial 2010-03-11 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, she did, which is why I mentioned it -- it was in the ep where they found the map and the X on the bottle ("X marks the spot" is another classic) and Neal had to "meet" her at Grand Central Station. At the station, there was an X on a strut holding up the overpass, and behind it, a note that could be read with the mad-magazine-folding-trick.

In a later episode, Neal gets another note from her, and folds it all kinds of different ways trying to find the secret message.
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[personal profile] china_shop 2010-03-11 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
what do you think are the classics (as in, "Kate always did love the classics")

Ha! I was pondering this very question myself the other day. Without much success. :-)
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[personal profile] bientot 2010-03-11 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, the 'blowing up the house/plane/boat with no remains to examine' plan is definitely one of the classics. And I for one don't want Neal to have to deal with St. Kate the Martyr for the rest of his life, so I hope she's alive and evil and he'll have plenty of opportunity to see how Moz and Peter and EVERYONE ELSE we've heard from on the subject are right.

Ahem.

[personal profile] feverbeats 2010-03-11 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Kate always did love the classics
. . . is one of the most hideous and awkward lines on the show. MY THOUGHTS, LET ME SHOW YOU THEM.

\o/ YAY, EoT fic! White Collar fic! \o/

[personal profile] feverbeats 2010-03-11 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
YESSSSSSSSSSS. Anything being related to the naming of things fills me with automatic glee, okay? It is like the happy ending sequel! ASSUMING IT HAS A HAPPY ENDING. :D?

[personal profile] feverbeats 2010-03-11 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
. . . . . . I WILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN I READ IT.
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[personal profile] epershand 2010-03-11 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
John Hodgman has some useful suggestions.

I'd really love to see Kate pull off the Decline of the Full Service Department Store and the Advent of Big Box Retailing, for instance.