aria: ([life on mars] facepalm)
valinor spider party ([personal profile] aria) wrote2009-08-27 05:28 pm

help the canadians ate my brain

...Yeah, I'm officially procrastinating on my own fun (the F/K/V is making me want to curl up in a corner and flail, okay) because instead of writing I started making GRAPHS. Extremely unscientific graphs about how there are only eight actors in Canada. Or, well, more like twenty-five. All I know is that I have unscientifically proven that almost everyone has been on due South. Or at least have worked with Paul Gross at some point.

I believe the rule I worked with here was "I have seen this actor in at least two things, and I have seen both of at least two said things they were in." By this criteria I did not acknowledge those times when CKR has variously made out with Molly Parker and Sandra Oh, even though I know they happened, and I did acknowledge THE DOG WHO PLAYED DIEF. Because he was also in Twitch City. Go figure. /o\



This graph is awesome because it shows you how EVERYONE HAS BEEN IN DUE SOUTH. Including gobs of the BSG cast. Also staggering amounts of people are in Flashpoint, most of whom were also in Slings & Arrows, so that's been fun. And Julian Richings is not, in fact, in everything, but since he is Bucky Haight I am now pretty much incapable of watching the Mortimer Brothers scenes in S&A without rolling around on the floor laughing.



This graph is awesome because it gives a visual for the way everything goes back to Paul. And Callum. And Hugh. This mostly begs the question of why Paul and Hugh have never been in the same thing, although considering that the very idea makes me want to giggle nervously and hide behind a convenient couch, maybe that's my answer right there. I'd ask why all three of them have never been in anything together but clearly the answer to that one is "Their combined hotness would expedite global warming enough to cause an immediate apocalypse," so never mind.

POSSIBLY SOMEONE SHOULD SAVE ME FROM MYSELF.