wip theatre

[aria]

Amelia: oooohhhh loki do not drink your sorrows
Amelia: never a good plan
Aria: LOKI MAKES THE BEST DECISIONS
Aria: by which I mean the worst ones
Amelia: also, please don't tell me he does the liquid nitrogen thing while drunk
Aria: ...okay, I won't tell you, then
Amelia: OH LOKI YOU MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT
Amelia: alcohol + chemistry experiments = BADBADNOBAD
Aria: NO KIDDING
Aria: no one taught loki science safety
Amelia: he was too pretty for safety goggles. they didn't match his horned helmet

SNEAK PREVIEWS OF MY RIDICULOUS FIC, YOU GUYS.

Comments

[songofsongs]

*waits with motherfucking GLEEFUL BAITED BREATH*

[songofsongs]

OH GOD, "BATED" NOT "BAITED"

I AM NOT BAITING YOU

OH WAIT I AM

TO KEEP WRITING LOKI-FIC

(too fucking excited to spellcheck, apparently)

[aria]

HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING YOURSELF APPRAISED OF THIS FIC

DO YOU KNOW HOW STUPID LONG IT IS OMG

[songofsongs]

FILIABELIALIS TOLD ME TONIGHT. I BASICALLY MADE A HIGH KEENING SOUND OF JOY. I AM SO. FUCKING. READY.

[aria]

I TOTES JUST PICTURED THAT "MY BODY IS READY" SNAPE GIF THAT YOU LIKE

IT IS GOING TO BE FUCKING EPIC, OKAY. SO. FUCKING. EPIC.

[songofsongs]

THAT IS ESSENTIALLY HOW IT HAPPENED, YES.

<3<3<3

[aria]

HAHA WAIT I HAVE A THING FOR YOU

[songofsongs]

OH MAH GOD

IT IS PERFECT

IMMA USE IT FOR EVERYTHING

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[feverbeats]

OH GOD WHY

[aria]

BECAUSE THE WORLD IS A HILARIOUS PLACE

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHY ARE THERE NOT A BILLION FICS ABOUT SEXYTIMES WHILE LOKI IS HELD DOWN BY MJOLNIR

[feverbeats]

OH THERE PROBABLY ARE, ON THAT KINKMEME.

[aria]

NO, SO FAR THE KINKMEME HAS FAILED ME

IN THAT RESPECT, ANYWAY, IN MANY RESPECTS IT HAS BEEN DELIGHTFUL

[feverbeats]

TOO SAD :( THEY ARE TOO BUSY WRITING ABOUT PREGNANT!LOKI.

Mostly the kink meme has failed me because I am still being a picky fucker who doesn't know what he wants from Thor fic.

[aria]

THIS IS PROBS TRUE. I am bewilderingly okay with pregnant!Loki, possibly because if it's in the canon it doesn't bother me? IDK but it is boring, though thankfully not squicky.

Oof, I hear you. Well um god knows if what I am writing is what you want from Thor fic, but I am loving it the same way I love naming of things (WAY TO SET THE BAR ALARMINGLY HIGH FOREVER, SELF) so perhaps you will like it?

[feverbeats]

Haha, yeah, that's pretty much how I feel about it.

Goodness, that is a lot of love and a distressing kind of love!

[aria]

It iiiiis. Mostly I can only keep going because I am pretty sure it has a happier ending. (Like, it is in reverse? It is the story of Loki becoming kind of sane.)

In other news your Charles icon fills me with stupid joy. WHAT EVEN.

[feverbeats]

OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE.

Charles in the new movie is EVERYTHING I LOVE. *watches over and over* *writes more fic*

[aria]

Yessss MORE FIC FOREVER. Seriously that fic you wrote the other day has possibly ruined me for all Charles/Erik fic ever because it was EVERYTHING I WANT.

[feverbeats]

Aaaaah you are so nice. :D :D :D :D So far much of the rest of fandom seems to be writing them (and especially Charles) as NICE PEOPLE. FACEPUNCH. >:(

[aria]

BUT BUT WHAT. Actually that is my perennial problem with fandom: often they write the characters they like as nicer people than they are. And I am like BUT NO, I LOVE THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE DICKS.

[feverbeats]

EXACTLYYYYYYY. In other news, close-ish to done with my Thor fic, which seems to mostly be about Heimdall and lying and creepy dreams. PLOT, HOW DOES IT WORK?

[aria]

sdkjsdfjfd who needs plot when you have a fic about Heimdall and lying and creepy dreams? Omg excited for this. (Meanwhile, my fic: NEEDS MOAR HEIMDALL. Sigh.)

[feverbeats]

YES, PUT MOAR IN.

[oliviacirce]

You know, you really should have a wip theatre running series. I'm just saying.

[aria]

That only works for conversations that revolve around my WIPs, but I suspect that it could be a hilarious if infrequent series nonetheless.