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why yes this is procrastination on writing a play
I believe it is time for a meme! Comment with a fandom you know I'm in (or know about, or vaguely suspect I'm in, or whatever) and I will reply with my:
+ OTP
+ Runner-up
+ Honorable mention(s)
+ Crack pairing(s)
+ Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't
+ OTP
+ Runner-up
+ Honorable mention(s)
+ Crack pairing(s)
+ Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't
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Or, if you'd rather, MERLIN!
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Merlin is much easier. :D
OTP: Arthur/Merlin/Gwen/Morgana. THIS ANSWER IS NOT CHEATING.
Runners-up go to, err, Arthur/Merlin and Arthur/Gwen respectively. But not to Arthur/Merlin/Gwen, because I do not endorse just Merlin/Gwen and I do not think they would work very well as a triad.
Honorable mentions: Merlin/Morgana, Gwen/Morgana, and Uther/Morgana because I'm a horrible person. Poor Morgana.
Crack pairings: the Arthur/Merlin porn the Slash Dragon writes. :D
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: wellll, I am unfond of Arthur/Morgana and Merlin/Gwen, but I doubt those are wildly popular ships.
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Hee!! YOUR CHEATING ANSWER IS ALSO MY ANSWER! Runner up would be Gwen/Morgana for me, though.
I could see Darryl/Kat though I would have to be convinced at this point that it's her idea, because I find him too skeezy to be good rebound material for her.
But I DO like all the women together, I think that would be my preferred arrangement. Maybe they can invite Paul Gross to their orgy and they prepare a seductive meal with him and tie him up, blindfold him, and feed him strawberries and whipped cream. Then they break out the fountain water and forget all about him and have a threesome in Roxy's backyard. He pretends to be miffed about it but secretly he ships the three of them, too, and uses his devilish powers to slip out of his bonds and leave them to their carousing. The women wake up the next day and find an elegantly wrapped box with a big, red strap-on inside, a note addressed to Joanna saying "I'm sure you can think up a good name. D."
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*facepalm*
WHAT, CLEARLY I WANT THERE TO BE FIC RIGHT NOW.
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I want them to name the strap-on after another of PG's characters, but I can't decide who, and "Fraser" is too obvious & nonsensical.
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OTP: Wash/Zoe. SERENITY THE FILM DOES NOT EXIST AND THOSE CRAZY KIDS WORK IT OUT. AND HAVE BADASS BABIES.
Runner-up: Kaylee/Inara. I will devote so much time to convincing people that Kaylee/Inara flirts with canonical subtext.
Honorable mentions: err, Simon/Kaylee perhaps?
Crack pairings: Book/Jayne! No, please, don't even ask.
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: canon ahoy, I am unfond of Mal/Inara; scary fandom ahoy, Simon/River upsets me.
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Lord of the Rings?
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LORD OF THE RINGS. :DDD
OTP: It is a solid TIE between Frodo/Sam and Faramir/Eowyn!
Runner-up: Merry/Pippin and Sam/Rosie (I just want lots of cuddly happy hobbits) OH AND HOW DID I FORGET Legolas/Gimli!
Honorable mentions: My childhood bewilderment that Aragorn/Eowyn wasn't canon! & also it is not properly Lord of the Rings but BEREN/LUTHIEN OKAY.
Crack pairing: Saruman/Gandalf, which I am too ashamed to ship unironically but nonetheless ship a little
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: The strange post-film plague of Aragorn/Legolas!
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I didn't realize the Firefly gym was a QaF-style everyone hooks up gym!
I calllllll... BSG!
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BSG:
OTP: Adama/Roslin :DDD
Runner-up: Helo/Athena! & also Kara/Leoben but we don't talk about that
Honorable mentions: Gaius/Six (any Six, but mostly Caprica), Billy/Dee, Tigh/Ellen, Chief/Boomer/THE FANWANKY HAPPY ENDING THEY HAVE IN MY HEAD
Crack pairings: This is where I confess I will ship Roslin with pretty much anyone! Roslin/Zarek, Roslin/Lee, Roslin/Tigh, Roslin/Leoben, Roslin/Kara ... the list does not really go on but I will pretty much be intrigued by Roslin/anyone! Also: Lee/Romo.
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: Both Kara/Lee and Kara/Sam uninspire me equally! I do not mind either of them but I am pretty much apathetic about both.
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OTP: Buffy/Faith
Runner-up: Giles/Ethan
Honorable mentions: Willow/Oz, Willow/Tara, Spike/Dru, Xander/Andrew
Crack pairing: ...horrifically I don't think anything is cracky in my brain in the Buffyverse -- at least, nothing is cracky in a way I would actually want to ship
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: can I possibly express my total apathy for either Buffy/Angel or Buffy/Spike? Angel and Spike should shag whilst Buffy goes off and becomes cookies. Or conversely shags Faith.
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AND HARRY POTTER.
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OTP: Doctor/Master IT IS A SHOCK I KNOW
Runner-up: possibly a three-way tie between Doctor/Romana, Ten/Martha, and Two/Jamie(/optional Zoe)
Honorable mention(s): Nine/Rose (& human!Ten/Rose), Doctor/Jack, Three/Brig, Five/Turlough, Seven/Ace (but only when I am in a very particular mood), and Ten/Jackson
Crack pairing(s): I -- I -- the possibilities are horrifying and endless! TEN/DALEK KHAN ARE YOU HAPPY NOW
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: errr shall we go with the terribly obvious Ten/Rose?
HARRY POTTER!
OTP: Remus/Sirius, Dumbledore/Grindelwald, Ron/Hermione!
Runner-up: Harry/Ginny, Neville/ANYONE AWESOME ENOUGH FOR NEVILLE
Honorable mention(s): massively entertaining fandom Harry/Draco
Crack pairing(s): Tom/Ginny!
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: err I am sorry I just do not actually understand Snape/anyone (INCLUDING LILY); also obvs Remus/Tonks
[PS omg now that I have done my stupid reflective essay whatever, my play is actually kind of awesome. And has zero to do with my stupid reflective essay whatever.]
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I HATE YOU WHY DON'T YOU APPRECIATE MY SNAPE PORNFICTION.
[yessssss! GO YOU! I am still working on, uh, starting. I got distracted by helping move stuff from building to building and also by RAGE.]
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WELL ACTUALLY I APPRECIATED YOUR SNAPE/DUMBLEDORE BUT THAT FIC IS A ~SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCE~ OKAY AND ALSO DIDN'T HAVE PORN.
[good luuuuck! LESS RAGE, you can absolutely do it. <333 mine is, uh, about living lesbians being haunted by a dead straight girl. IDEK, dude.]
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Ahaha, someday I will make you read Snape porn.
[OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THAT IS BRILLIANT AND AMAZING!]
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Due South. :-)
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OTP: Fraser/Kowalski
Runner-up: Fraser/Kowalski/Vecchio, although depending on the day this and F/K switch up for what is my favourite
Honorable mention(s): Frannie/Welsh! I also have the occasional soft spot for Fraser/Thatcher
Crack pairing(s): err Dief/turtle? no, I mean, I don't want anything to happen, but I would love the epic adventures of Dief and Ray's turtle. OH AND I ALMOST FORGOT: Frannie/Turnbull. :D
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: No matter what I do, I cannot bring myself to ship Fraser/Vecchio! I am either horribly sad for them because they are doomed, or I am horribly sad for Kowalski, whereas if Vecchio is in Florida with Stella I think things are probably okay.
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There's at least one fic out there -- you know that, right? :-)
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Runner-up: Jack/Kate, Oliver's wonderfully tragic thing for Geoffrey
Honorable mention(s): Patrick/Sarah, Anna/the minister in s3 for whom I have no canonical support
Crack pairing(s): ...It only just occurred to me, but I think Patrick/Sloan would be amazing
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: I ... have a passing fondness for Geoffrey/Darren but not to anything like the extent the rest of fandom seems to!
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Runner-up: Helo/Athena! & also Kara/Leoben but we don't talk about that
Honorable mentions: Gaius/Six (any Six, but mostly Caprica), Billy/Dee, Tigh/Ellen, Chief/Boomer/THE FANWANKY HAPPY ENDING THEY HAVE IN MY HEAD
Crack pairings: This is where I confess I will ship Roslin with pretty much anyone! Roslin/Zarek, Roslin/Lee, Roslin/Tigh, Roslin/Leoben, Roslin/Kara ... the list does not really go on but I will pretty much be intrigued by Roslin/anyone! Also: Lee/Romo.
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: Both Kara/Lee and Kara/Sam uninspire me equally! I do not mind either of them but I am pretty much apathetic about both.
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OTP: Sam/Gene!
Runner-up: Chris/the girl who agreed to have a second date with him even though he was sick on her shoes <3
Honorable mention: err, Sam/Annie has its moments!
Crack pairing: TEST CARD GIRL/HER CLOWN XDDD
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: I ... do not understand the appeal of Chris/Ray! Because I dislike Ray immensely!
(CARRIE YOU SHOULD WATCH LIFE ON MARS. Although obvs only the version with John Simm. The American version is rubbish.)
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OTP: Gwen/Rhys! oh oh and Jack/original!WWII!Jack
Runner-up: My tragic dashed hopes for Owen/Martha having hot smart doctorsex!
Honorable mentions: s2 Jack/Ianto, that awful ill-advised s1 Owen/Gwen thing, this conviction I have that Jack/Owen would solve all of Owen's problems whilst creating exciting new ones, and Tosh/a nice girl who won't turn out to be an evil alien or die in five minutes
Crack pairing: ORGY IN THE HUB! EVERYONE'S INVITED INCLUDING MYFANWY AND CAPT JOHN AND HIS POODLE! CHOCOLATE AND STOPWATCHES FOR ALL!
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: s1 Jack/Ianto! IT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME although retroactively I am a little less bewildered by it.
WILBY :DDD
OTP: Duck/Dan! DO YOU SEE THE LITTLE SPARKLY HEARTS I HAVE SURROUNDING THIS ANSWER.
Runner-up: Uh, honestly, Buddy/Carol because I think those crazy kids should be able to work things out! ...somehow!
Honorable mention: Emily/Mackenzie! Disaffected teenage lesbian affair for the win?
Crack pairing: ...Buddy/Frannie. NO, REALLY. There's a fic! It made me ship it.
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: That conviction everyone else seems to have that Buddy/Duck might have happened when they were teenagers? I don't actually believe it, although possibly because I am trying to deliberately not ship them.
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THIS. *_*
On the subject of Wilby ... a) YES I SEE YOUR LITTLE SPARKLY HEARTS, DO YOU SEE MINE? :DDD, b) that fic! I SHIP IT TOO, and c) I ... am not at all trying not to ship them, so I kind of do a little. XD I CAN'T HELP MYSELF.