why yes this is procrastination on writing a play

[aria]

I believe it is time for a meme! Comment with a fandom you know I'm in (or know about, or vaguely suspect I'm in, or whatever) and I will reply with my:

+ OTP
+ Runner-up
+ Honorable mention(s)
+ Crack pairing(s)
+ Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't

Comments

[aria]

This one is surprisingly difficult! I will have to look deep inside myself for the answers. :o

OTP: Wash/Zoe. SERENITY THE FILM DOES NOT EXIST AND THOSE CRAZY KIDS WORK IT OUT. AND HAVE BADASS BABIES.
Runner-up: Kaylee/Inara. I will devote so much time to convincing people that Kaylee/Inara flirts with canonical subtext.
Honorable mentions: err, Simon/Kaylee perhaps?
Crack pairings: Book/Jayne! No, please, don't even ask.
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: canon ahoy, I am unfond of Mal/Inara; scary fandom ahoy, Simon/River upsets me.

[schiarire]

YES to Kaylee/Inara! And um... I will... not ask about Book/Jayne... *afraid*

Lord of the Rings?

[aria]

They -- they go to the gym together! Um.

LORD OF THE RINGS. :DDD

OTP: It is a solid TIE between Frodo/Sam and Faramir/Eowyn!
Runner-up: Merry/Pippin and Sam/Rosie (I just want lots of cuddly happy hobbits) OH AND HOW DID I FORGET Legolas/Gimli!
Honorable mentions: My childhood bewilderment that Aragorn/Eowyn wasn't canon! & also it is not properly Lord of the Rings but BEREN/LUTHIEN OKAY.
Crack pairing: Saruman/Gandalf, which I am too ashamed to ship unironically but nonetheless ship a little
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: The strange post-film plague of Aragorn/Legolas!

[schiarire]

D:

I didn't realize the Firefly gym was a QaF-style everyone hooks up gym!

I calllllll... BSG!

[aria]

...That is perhaps a mental image I never needed!

BSG:

OTP: Adama/Roslin :DDD
Runner-up: Helo/Athena! & also Kara/Leoben but we don't talk about that
Honorable mentions: Gaius/Six (any Six, but mostly Caprica), Billy/Dee, Tigh/Ellen, Chief/Boomer/THE FANWANKY HAPPY ENDING THEY HAVE IN MY HEAD
Crack pairings: This is where I confess I will ship Roslin with pretty much anyone! Roslin/Zarek, Roslin/Lee, Roslin/Tigh, Roslin/Leoben, Roslin/Kara ... the list does not really go on but I will pretty much be intrigued by Roslin/anyone! Also: Lee/Romo.
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: Both Kara/Lee and Kara/Sam uninspire me equally! I do not mind either of them but I am pretty much apathetic about both.