why yes this is procrastination on writing a play

[aria]

I believe it is time for a meme! Comment with a fandom you know I'm in (or know about, or vaguely suspect I'm in, or whatever) and I will reply with my:

+ OTP
+ Runner-up
+ Honorable mention(s)
+ Crack pairing(s)
+ Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't

Comments

[were_duck]

Okay, just because you are one of TWO people I know who watched and kinda liked it, and because it'll be a challenge, EASTWICK!

Or, if you'd rather, MERLIN!

[aria]

Ahahaha oh Eastwick! I think I will QUITE ARBITRARILY OTP Darryl/Kat even though that is spectacularly missing the point, because I think it would be ... sweet? The runner-up is obviously Roxie/Joanna/Kat, and an honorable mention goes to Darryl/Roxie because that is what canon seems to be endorsing. There are no pairings that are not crack! so maybe Joanna/Will is my anti-crack? And there is NO FANDOM (yet??) so I cannot answer the last one. But I tried!

Merlin is much easier. :D

OTP: Arthur/Merlin/Gwen/Morgana. THIS ANSWER IS NOT CHEATING.
Runners-up go to, err, Arthur/Merlin and Arthur/Gwen respectively. But not to Arthur/Merlin/Gwen, because I do not endorse just Merlin/Gwen and I do not think they would work very well as a triad.
Honorable mentions: Merlin/Morgana, Gwen/Morgana, and Uther/Morgana because I'm a horrible person. Poor Morgana.
Crack pairings: the Arthur/Merlin porn the Slash Dragon writes. :D
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: wellll, I am unfond of Arthur/Morgana and Merlin/Gwen, but I doubt those are wildly popular ships.

[were_duck]

[reposting under the right comment thread... sorry]

Hee!! YOUR CHEATING ANSWER IS ALSO MY ANSWER! Runner up would be Gwen/Morgana for me, though.

I could see Darryl/Kat though I would have to be convinced at this point that it's her idea, because I find him too skeezy to be good rebound material for her.

But I DO like all the women together, I think that would be my preferred arrangement. Maybe they can invite Paul Gross to their orgy and they prepare a seductive meal with him and tie him up, blindfold him, and feed him strawberries and whipped cream. Then they break out the fountain water and forget all about him and have a threesome in Roxy's backyard. He pretends to be miffed about it but secretly he ships the three of them, too, and uses his devilish powers to slip out of his bonds and leave them to their carousing. The women wake up the next day and find an elegantly wrapped box with a big, red strap-on inside, a note addressed to Joanna saying "I'm sure you can think up a good name. D."

...

*facepalm*

WHAT, CLEARLY I WANT THERE TO BE FIC RIGHT NOW.

[aria]

...hello, I think I may have just DIED OF JOY. Also I want there to be fic now. That fic specifically. YESTERDAY. In as much joyful cracky detail as possible.

I want them to name the strap-on after another of PG's characters, but I can't decide who, and "Fraser" is too obvious & nonsensical.

[were_duck]

Bah hah hah, how about "Bent-on the Strap-on"?

[aria]

Have I mentioned lately that I totally and completely adore your brain? Because. Yes, yes, I do. <3

[were_duck]

Same to you, dear! <3 Thank you for letting me be ridiculous in your journal.