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open letter time!
(I am not actually put out; I am Getting Things Done & mainlining Castle in between, and it is in fact impossible to be disgruntled whilst mainlining Castle.)
Dear Thor fandom,
Loki is not delicate and weepy. Seriously, please stop that. I know he spends most of the film with tears in his eyes and I know that he has a slight build compared to Thor, but this is no excuse. Loki is a calculating manipulative bastard who feels everything and doesn't function well in a culture where "JUST HIT THINGS" is the solution, and that is much, much more interesting than one-note woobiness. Make a note of this, and go rewatch the movie or read some comics or some myths or -- fuck it, DWJ's Eight Days of Luke, I don't care. Just fix this.
Carry on with the Thor/Loki, though, that's pretty awesome.
Sincerely,
Aria
PS -- it's "Warriors Three" not "Warrior's Three," DESTROY YOUR APOSTROPHIES. They are not three people who belong to a warrior, they are three awesome warriors + Sif, who is too cool for this shit anyway. Thank you.
Dear Thor fandom,
Loki is not delicate and weepy. Seriously, please stop that. I know he spends most of the film with tears in his eyes and I know that he has a slight build compared to Thor, but this is no excuse. Loki is a calculating manipulative bastard who feels everything and doesn't function well in a culture where "JUST HIT THINGS" is the solution, and that is much, much more interesting than one-note woobiness. Make a note of this, and go rewatch the movie or read some comics or some myths or -- fuck it, DWJ's Eight Days of Luke, I don't care. Just fix this.
Carry on with the Thor/Loki, though, that's pretty awesome.
Sincerely,
Aria
PS -- it's "Warriors Three" not "Warrior's Three," DESTROY YOUR APOSTROPHIES. They are not three people who belong to a warrior, they are three awesome warriors + Sif, who is too cool for this shit anyway. Thank you.
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Because I don't think I have the stomach for weeding through stories about Loki crying into his chai tea. I used to sort of half-heartedly worship Loki (the god, not the comic book character) in my early teens and I don't think I could take it.
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kinkmeme fill: Lex/Loki: what it says on the tin! I was kind of excited about this one because it understands them both a lot.
The Incestuous Elephant in the Room: Thor/Loki; the other Avengers are seriously uncomfortable with their relationship, Thor doesn't get what the problem is, and Loki cheerfully fucks with everyone. This one is screamingly funny.
The Later Edda: Lokisaga, or the Thor film retold as an Old Norse prose translation about Loki. This one is so, so great.
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*scampers off to read... no, I'm totally not at work right now, why do you ask?*