aria: ([doctor who] river fucking song)
valinor spider party ([personal profile] aria) wrote2011-04-30 08:53 pm

ALSO

This is not a spoiler, so I am not putting it behind a cut.

Dear fandom,

River is not Amy's daughter. Just -- just stop that.

Sincerely,
Aria
holli: (Default)

[personal profile] holli 2011-05-01 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Are... are people saying that? Is that actually a thing?

What.
holli: (look out booster! brain freeze!)

[personal profile] holli 2011-05-01 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
I do not have sufficient facepalm icons for this.

I *am* intrigued by the prospect of a Time Tot, though. The idea is making me go "timebabies!" and wave my hands about.
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[personal profile] skipthedemon 2011-05-01 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
I think the thinking goes: The kid in the suit is maybe what killed the Doctor. River killed somebody, maybe the Doctor. Amy is maybe pregnant. Picture of Amy holding baby = Amy's kid. Put that together and shake.

I agree with you, though. I *seriously* don't think the kid is little!River. Ew. And if the Doctor did have a Time Tot, Amy would be all over godmothering, I think. ETA: By which I mean, that's a perfectly valid explanation for the picture.

I am not sure what is up, and I'm pretty sure no matter what I guess it will be wrong.

Although I did guess that the Doctor would be in the Pandorica before "The Pandorica Opens". I actually thought it might be a future!Doctor, coming out.
Edited 2011-05-01 01:34 (UTC)
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[personal profile] yasaman 2011-05-01 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
I get why people are jumping to the River is Amy's daughter place, but...If River was a Time Lady, or even part Time Lady, wouldn't the Doctor be able to tell?

Whatever, I'M SO CONFUSED.
starlady: Uryuu & Ichigo reenact Scott Pilgrim (that doesn't even rhyme)

haven't seen 6x02 yet

[personal profile] starlady 2011-05-01 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Bwahaha, that is what I say.

Also, I need icons like woah.
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Re: haven't seen 6x02 yet

[personal profile] starlady 2011-05-01 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
That one's pretty great! *off to look*
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[personal profile] meganbmoore 2011-05-01 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
So, I don't watch Who (yet) but doesn't fandom also think River is the Doctor's wife from the future? If so, doesn't this mean that fandom's theory is now that Amy is the Dactor's mother-in-law?
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[personal profile] tei 2011-05-01 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
I had never heard this before.


My head just exploded.
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[personal profile] tei 2011-05-01 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I... I kind of like it...
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[personal profile] songofsongs 2011-05-01 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
oh god YES. EVERYONE. PLZ NO. NONE OF THAT. NO INCEST IN MY WHO FANDOM, KTHNX.
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[personal profile] oliviacirce 2011-05-01 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT. WHAT. NO. WHAT.
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[personal profile] nextian 2011-05-01 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
I am actually now 110% convinced the kid is River's. As in, Amy is holding River's baby, because they are friends. So that is extra hilarious to me really.
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[personal profile] skywaterblue 2011-05-01 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Um, me too. There are lots of reasons that Amy could look all sweaty while holding a baby.

My theory goes that this kid is the Doctor and River's, and that she will die sadly. Which makes the Library ending just that bit more okay.
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[personal profile] mergatrude 2012-01-09 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Just scrolling back through your journal looking for links you posted, and this made me LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH!!!

(I really wanted it to be not true at the time, I confess, but mostly because I hate it when prevailing fannish opinion turns out to be right.)

Happy 2012!