engage procrastination bot one

[aria]

There is no way I'm getting the s2 AU even remotely close to done by this Sunday. But I don't in fact want to drop out of the polybigbang, because -- a bigbang! And F/K/V!

...I can totally write 10,000 unrelated-to-the-s2-AU words of F/K/V by this Sunday, right?

This entry brought to you by "I hate my brain and I should probably read about the British Empire instead of wallowing in the fantastic meta I found yesterday."

Comments

[were_duck]

You can TOTALLY write 10,000 words by Sunday. That's like most of a week! Plus, I want to read it. /selfish

[aria]

I am sure I can! Especially because I don't have very many weekend plans and I think all my friends are about to be buried in a lot more schoolwork than I am, thus: free time for writing!

And knowing you want to read it is in fact quite motivating. :D

[feverbeats]

Dude, that's easy! DO IT.

I want an AU where they're all cross-dressing hookers.

[aria]

...I am so sad I don't have a Fraser-in-drag icon with which to reply to you.

THAT SAID, dude, there is a whole universe of cross-dressing Vecchio out there somewhere, and I am instead going to write about how Vecchio and Stella are a massive carwreck (& how Fraser and Kowalski are kind of a massive carwreck!) and then there will be LOTS OF RAY/RAY and Inuit stories and camping in Canada and no cross-dressing hookers but still lots of Ray/Ray?

[feverbeats]

THAT IS STUPID, I WANT HOOKERS.

No, but really, that's awesome. RAY/RAAAAAAAY!

w/e, I will write the hookerfic myself someday.

[aria]

Yeah, I've decided you just owe me lots of Ray/Ray fic. Porny Ray/Ray fic. And eventually I will feel guilty and also write you Ray/Ray fic without any Frasers in sight, but today is still not that day. Because FRASER.

[feverbeats]

I am totally getting to that porn prompt when I'm done my bigbang. :D

SOMEDAY. I am excited for this day!

[luzula]

Well, if there's a logical place to make a break, you could submit the first half of the S2 AU, and write the rest as a sequel?

[aria]

Unfortunately the s2 AU is such a freaking monster that, even were I to finish half of it, I still would not feel justified enough in the OT3 to submit it for the polybigbang. That's how absolutely ridiculous that fic is. /o\

On the other hand, the different fic that I started seems to be trucking along nicely!

[china_shop]

Link to meta? *bats eyelashes*

Also, you can totally write 10K words in 5 days, and if you don't do the s2 AU, then we get two F/K/V fics from you, which makes me glee like anything.

[aria]

Oh, it's this meta, which I know you know about because I have seen your occasional comment on it. (I may be dying a little because she's halfway through MotB! I want more Thoughts!)

I have 1500 words of spectacularly inarticulate breakup already, so I think I am on the right track? And yes, that was my thought: two F/K/V fics for the price of one! Why not. :D

[china_shop]

Oh, right. Yes! I haven't actually read all of that yet, in the same way I printed out but didn't read all your meta earlier this year. The spirit is willing (and eager), but the calendar is ruthless. ;-P