I'm a slasher! I must be stopped!

[aria]

Oh my god I hope this Doctor Who casting spoiler is real. My joy did not actually break the sound barrier, but only because some people in the house are still asleep. Instead I think I left fingerprints in my face.

I uh would probably have epic irrational love for Timothy Dalton based on Hot Fuzz alone, but he is my ~questionably evil boyfriend~ in The Lion In Winter, okay, my epic love really knows no bounds. Classy Prydonian robes, sir! He looks slightly flummoxed about being there and having Bling of Rassilon, but fsdksd I never thought I would see the words "Timothy Dalton" and "Chancellor of the High Council" in the same sentence; it's TWO OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS. Not, um, that I am a fan of the Council, but I go off Who for ... it's been nearly a year since I've been really properly fannish, actually, but the second someone waves ridiculous Time Lord ceremonial robes in my face I have Pavlovian joy.

Meanwhile I have no idea why John Simm is blond and wearing a hoodie (quoth Handy in the comments: It's his Rose disguise) but that's not important; what's important is that for the sake of my continued will to live, I'm firmly convincing myself that every single John Simm rumour and picture is ENTIRELY FAKED, just so that if he does turn up I will be overjoyed but if he does not I will not be entirely crushed. Anyway, really? this is too good to be true for me. Timothy Dalton can turn up and go "WAY TO GO EXPLODING THE PLANET, DOCTOR, THIS CALLS FOR A TRIBUNAL" and then once the Doctor runs away as he does he can go die in the Master's arms. THIS IS ALL I WANT, OKAY? I just want Ten to die in Simm!Master's arms. I don't care how many reset buttons and stunt pieces and fart jokes there are, Rusty can do anything he likes as long as Ten dies in the Master's arms.

And as usual Doctor Who makes me wordy, but I really need to stop and make breakfast so I'll get to work on time.

Comments

[nai_is_not]

......I just confused John Simm with Simon Pegg in that picture.

(Hi, John Simm :D :D :D)

[bakatulip]

I confused him with someone else entirely. I think John Simm just gets the confusing award.

[feverbeats]

I just want Ten to die in Simm!Master's arms
CHRIST, ILU. Even after not really being hugely in the fandom for almost a year, all of this makes me glee so damn hard.

[petere_capere]

-Flails-
I know, isn't it just so amazingly awesome? And there he is with the Bling of Rassilon and everything... I went into complete and total fangirlness when I saw it.
Does this mean that there'll be unexpected DW/Hot Fuzz coming from someone though? Cousin Sissy is really a Time Lord? Hrm...

[echoes]

JESUS H CHRIST. AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ♥!!!

[oliviacirce]

OH MY GOD TIMOTHY DALTON. OH MY GOD.

[aria]

I sort of think that Simon Pegg is the funny man's John Simm anyway, so that is not a particularly shameful bit of confusion. :D

[aria]

...Who did you confuse him with?

I know John Simm gets the "wow his features are stunningly IMPOSSIBLE TO DRAW" award, but I'm not sure that's quite the same thing.

[aria]

I KNOW RIGHT. I'm so serious, too, Ten dying in the Master's arms would be beyond perfect. My dysfunctional Time Lord OTP absolutely transcends time, space, and all the wank the Who fandom can generate.

[aria]

Cousin Sissy as a Time Lord: SO. EPIC. I approve of this massively.

[aria]

YES EXACTLY.

Also your icon is adorable.

[aria]

I AM NOT SURE THE UNIVERSE CAN WITHSTAND THIS MUCH AWESOME.

[oliviacirce]

FOR FRICKIN SERIOUS. Oh, Rusty, do not fuck it up! TIMOTHY DALTON, MAN.

[bakatulip]

Dominic Monaghan

[aria]

xkfdds damn Dom Monaghan the Time Lord would be AWESOME.

[bakatulip]

WOULDN'T IT.

Very tiny Time Lord. :D I could stick him in my pocket.

[anekdot]

ARE YOU TELLING ME I MAY HAVE TO ACTUALLY WATCH DOCTOR WHO AGAIN WHEN IT COMES BACK???

[aria]

NO I AM TELLING YOU THAT YOU HAVE TO WATCH DOCTOR WHO AT CHRISTMAS & POSSIBLY NEW YEAR'S WHEN THE LAST TWO-PART SPECIAL AIRS. :DDD

[anekdot]

*DIES* THIS, SHE IS ACCEPTABLE.

(pee ess can I ask like the WORLD'S LAMEST QUESTION EVER?)

[aria]

:DDD

(lame questions acceptable!)

[anekdot]

(*DIES* OKAY WELL YOU HAVE TO PROMISE NOT TO JUDGE ME. But, uh, as it is Summer, in between my corporate office adventures I am doing completely unproductive shit like rereading the contents of AR. SO ER I WAS WONDERING, do you happen to still have the last draft of the Boston Below thing we did? Because it goes up to Caleb's appearance on AR, but I seem to remember Alden and possibly Samantha Avery showing up at some point.)

*SHAME*