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EASTWICK. OMG. ((Did you see this week's ep?)

YES. YES I DID. AHHHHH.

01. The first character I fell in love with: Mumble Darryl. He's the reason I started watching.
02. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: ROXIE <333. For some reason from all the previews I thought she was kind of a flake and that I wouldn't like her, but I completely adore her.
03. The character I would shag anytime: Roxie again, actually. :D
04. The character I'd slap: JOANNA. Good god, woman, would it kill you to make a smart decision every once in a while?
05. My 3 favorite characters: I figure 'Roxie' should just be my default answer for anything positive. I also really adore Kat, and my third favourite is probably at a tie between Max and Eleanor for completely different reasons.
06. My 3 favorite pairings: Joanna/Kat/Roxie, Joanna/Kat, Joanna/Penny. Joanna is in all my ships despite the fact that I am kind of unfond of her!
07. The character I'm most like: I ... don't know. I hesitate to say Roxie again, because then I sound like a total narcissist, but she's the one who most often makes decisions that are sane and close to the ones I'd make.
08. The coolest thing about the canon: It exists in a magical alternate TV world where the women are really genuinely interesting! I adore the central friendship.
09. The lamest thing about the canon: FUNNY RAPE. :(((
10. My guiltiest pleasure in this fandom: ...I feel like just saying "Darryl" is too easy, but, um, yes, absolutely Darryl.
11. The story I wish I could read: A huge long plotty sprawling Joanna/Kat/Roxie fic.
12. The story I wish I had written/still want to write: the due South crossover!

STARGATE ATLANTIS even though I am still only about 3/5 through the first season. *procrastinating Yuletide* *also, the reality of work tomorrow*

Some of my answers are going to have characters from later seasons, but unless you live under a fandom rock I don't think you'll be shocked to hear they exist.

01. The first character I fell in love with: John Sheppard. John is my space boyfriend. <333
02. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Ronon! You will meet him soon, and he will probably take a little while to grow on you, but god, I adore him.
03. The character I would shag anytime: Probably Ronon again! Or John, because he is my space boyfriend. Or Rodney's amazing fabulous sister Jeannie.
04. The character I'd slap: Carson, occasionally. PULL IT TOGETHER, MAN.
05. My 3 favorite characters: John, Rodney, and a tie between Jeannie and Zelenka.
06. My 3 favorite pairings: John/Rodney, Ronon/Keller (who doesn't show up for a few seasons -- alas, that one came SO CLOSE to being canon), and, um, John/Rodney/Ronon/Teyla.
07. The character I'm most like: Probably Keller, actually! I've never really thought about that one; I love them all without much identifying with them.
08. The coolest thing about the canon: Honestly, I'm a huge sucker for the Ancient gene and for wacky Ascended Ancients and for John doing magical things with his brain and then being kind of bewildered about it.
09. The lamest thing about the canon: Uh, the whole arc at the end of s2. For which I will not spoil you. And also one of the eventual pairings. For which I will also not spoil you, but again, fandom rock.
10. My guiltiest pleasure in this fandom: I ... secretly adore all the Aliens Made Them Do It fic. Mostly because it's self-referential and meta and this fandom has lots of really good crack.
11. The story I wish I could read: [redacted for s3 episode spoiler] but it involves Ascension and John/Rodney and none of the episodetag fics that I've found for that particular episode quite did what I wanted them to.
12. The story I wish I had written/still want to write: the SGA/due South crossover I have many bunnies for!

Fanfiction has made me so attached to Jeannie already! Like, I was sad when one AU fic killed her off! She is not supposed to be dead, she is supposed to have a hilarious relationship with Rodney and get on disturbingly well with John and wow I read way too many McShep AUs.

I AM SO IN LOVE WITH JEANNIE. She really does have a hilarious and often touching relationship with Rodney, and I imagine that given more screen time she and John would get on disturbingly well, so your McShep AUs are not wrong. :D

EYAI.

Placeholder comment for when I get my mind on straight enough to read the two most recent ones! BECAUSE IT MIGHT CHANGE MY ANSWERS.

(Most of my answers, however, are: Nacio.)

Young Wizards because for yuletide-related reasons I re-read a bunch of bits yesterday and then I went and re-read all my favourite fic so I'm really in the mood!

HOW MANY YULETIDE WORDS? I have many yuletide words but only about half of the plot is finished :((( However, this time last year I still had less than 200 words, so I'm improving?

I have ... less than 100 Yuletide words. I don't even know if they are good words. I do, however, have the whole thing plotted out, and I'm not worried about it needing to get much over the minimum wordcount. Still. AHHHH.

01. The first character I fell in love with: EVERYONE. Well, probably Fred. And Tom. And Nita. And Kit. And maybe the Lone One a little. ALL AT ONCE.
02. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Filif! He took a little while to grow on me. Forgive the pun.
03. The character I would shag anytime: This question ... sort of bewilders me in the Young Wizards fandom, honestly. The characters are there for so many more things before they're there for sex! If I had to be in a relationship with someone, though, I'd probably pick either Kit or Nita.
04. The character I'd slap: Roshaun, but I think Dairine's on that. Ronan, occasionally. The Lone One if I thought I could get away with it.
05. My 3 favorite characters: Dairine, Filif, and Ponch, although it kind of wrenches me to not just name everyone.
06. My 3 favorite pairings: Tom/Carl, Dairine/Roshaun, Kit/Nita. I'm a bit boring that way. :D
07. The character I'm most like: Oh, Nita. Nita times the power of a billion.
08. The coolest thing about the canon: I keep on wanting to shout EVERYTHING. Probably, though, the way it's so good that I keep on stubbornly taking the Oath and, when it doesn't have any effect, equally stubbornly going around turning off lights and rescuing spiders just because.
09. The lamest thing about the canon: ...A Wizard Abroad? Only in that I love it very marginally less than the others.
10. My guiltiest pleasure in this fandom: Oh, if only I read Nita/Lone One fic or something! But really I have no guilty pleasures.
11. The story I wish I could read: A Wizard of Mars! No but really.
12. The story I wish I had written/still want to write: Part of me still wants to write that Doctor Who crossover where Dairine and Ten go looking for Roshaun together, but I doubt that will ever actually get written.

I'M SURE YOU'VE ANSWERED THIS ALREADY AT SOME POINT, but DISCWORLD.

ACTUALLY YOU ARE THE FIRST. :D

01. The first character I fell in love with: Vimes! Shocker, I know.
02. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Vetinari! I spent a while not actually getting the appeal.
03. The character I would shag anytime: Vimes again!
04. The character I'd slap: Oh where do I start. The entire faculty of the UU. Magrat. Carrot. Most of the people that Susan ends up slapping for me.
05. My 3 favorite characters: Vimes, Granny Weatherwax, and Death. :D
06. My 3 favorite pairings: I am ... strangely unshippy about Discworld! My strange burning desire for really good believable Vimes/Vetinari will probably never be fulfilled, and beyond that I have no particular desires.
07. The character I'm most like: Granny Weatherwax, no question.
08. The coolest thing about the canon: It's on a GIANT TURTLE that goes through SPACE. And it's written by TERRY PRATCHETT.
09. The lamest thing about the canon: Why oh why are there so many Rincewind books?
10. My guiltiest pleasure in this fandom: I ... have no idea.
11. The story I wish I could read: BELIEVABLE EPIC VIMES/VETINARI OKAY.
12. The story I wish I had written/still want to write: SEE ABOVE.

HAHAH, I MEANT LIKE, IN THE PAST.

I agree with you on Discworld not being that shippy, although I make an exception to ship Adora Belle/Moist SO HARD!!!!!!

oh my god I would pay monies for believable epic vimes/vetinari. *_* PERHAPS IT CAN TAKE A CUE FROM WHITE COLLAR AND DECIDE THAT THREESOMES ARE THE ANSWER.

WELL I HAVE NOT DONE A MEME QUITE LIKE THIS, SO.

dsf;dsfjkfdjdsk oh my god I can see it now. Sybil can totes tell that her Sam and Havelock are into each other! She and Vetinari have even had a talk about it! But Sam is like "AHH NO WHUT I'M MARRIED" and runs away to be bewildered in a corner with Peter. THEN SYBIL AND ELIZABETH HAVE COOKIES WHILE NEAL AND VETINARI CON EVERYONE THE END.

I WOULD DO THIS MEME BUT ALL MY "FANDOMS" DO NOT REALLY COUNT.

ilsdgjblgiosjgoidsjiodsiohjsjhsioj I THINK THIS IS THE BEST FIC EVER!!!!! Also Neal and Moist can hang out and talk shop about making a deal with the feds to use your powers for ~*GOOD*~.

I love how in this weird and complicated analogy, Peter is Vimes AND Vetinari. :DDD

Remind me when I stalkery call you today on my way up from Los Angeles (I HOPE YOU ARE FREE!) to talk to you about Discworld's latest intrusion into our four in the morning nonsense.

Do not call me before my ... 1PM? So, um, before your 10? I am gyming & showering BUT after that I will just be sitting here crying over my Yuletide, so stalkery calling and Discworld intrusions are go. :D

We should make a yuletide date. Um, um, um, also, Doctor Who. Did anybody ask that yet?

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01. The first character I fell in love with: Martha!
02. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Hm. Jo Grant, I think! Everyone told me she was an airhead, so I went into her serials for Delgago!Master, hoping to just tolerate her. But I really adore her.
03. The character I would shag anytime: Martha again! Mickey. Jack. Zoe. Five. Romana I. Delgado!Master.
04. The character I'd slap: Most of the Doctors need that, don't they? Also Adric.
05. My 3 favorite characters: Ahhh that is hard. Ace, Martha, Donna.
06. My 3 favorite pairings: Doctor/Master, Nine/Rose/Jack, Two/Jamie.
07. The character I'm most like: Probably Donna, honestly, although I identify more with Martha.
08. The coolest thing about the canon: Blue box! Bigger on the inside! Travels around in time and space!
09. The lamest thing about the canon: Six'n'Peri (although I hear the audios redeem them). The Rose Plotline That Wouldn't Die.
10. My guiltiest pleasure in this fandom: um, it never gets any worse than Doctor/Master?
11. The story I wish I could read: I'm pretty sure I have read it, but I think there should be lots more fic with Shalka!Master in.
12. The story I wish I had written/still want to write: dskdsmdfs that off-the-deep-end!Ten/Master fic that I need to write BEFORE CHRISTMAS.

ARIA >:(

ARIA >:(

WHY DO YOU HATE ADRIC????????????????????

ADRIC IS GREAT OKAY. I JUST WATCHED "KINDA" AND HE IS SO GREAT.

He is very whiny when Daddy Four and Mommy Romana get a divorce!

I do like him in Black Orchid, though.

SO AM I >:(

He is tiny and brilliant and surprisingly useful and jailbaity um. You see what my priorities are. He ~~pines~~ for Five!

Do I win a prize for saying Harry Potter first or is it just a sign of my oldness? XD

You win a prize! FOR OLDNESS. :D

01. The first character I fell in love with: Casting my mind waaaay back ... I remember the first character I really loved was Dumbledore. But the first one I got all tingly about was Sirius.
02. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Dumbledore again! I broke up with him after OotP. AND THEN DEATHLY HALLOWS HAPPENED.
03. The character I would shag anytime: Remus!
04. The character I'd slap: EVERYONE.
05. My 3 favorite characters: Remus, Neville, Luna.
06. My 3 favorite pairings: Remus/Sirius, Dumbledore/Grindelwald, Ron/Hermione. (Fanon!Harry/Draco.)
07. The character I'm most like: Doesn't every geek girl who was a certain age when the first book came out say Hermione? Yeah, Hermione.
08. The coolest thing about the canon: THE WORLDBUILDING <333
09. The lamest thing about the canon: Voldemort.
10. My guiltiest pleasure in this fandom: I ... really don't think I have one.
11. The story I wish I could read: a new magical different Deathly Hallows!
12. The story I wish I had written/still want to write: I'm coming up blank here, but I think I once promised

feverbeats some Tom/Ginny.

due South. (Of course, just ignore this comment if you suddenly get going on your Yuletide fic.)

:DDD

01. The first character I fell in love with: Fraser! Within about 30 seconds.
02. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Vecchio! I only watched the canon in order because I'm compulsive about these things, so I spent most of first season enjoying it but also sort of twiddling my thumbs and waiting for Kowalski. By the end of second season I was kind of devastated to have no more Vecchio.
03. The character I would shag anytime: Fraser. Kowalski. BOTH.
04. The character I'd slap: Gardino. Frannie (gently). Half the female population of Chicago when they do that creepy sexual harassing thing they do.
05. My 3 favorite characters: I feel like saying Fraser, Vecchio, and Kowalski is probably cheating. But it's also true.
06. My 3 favorite pairings: Fraser/Kowalski, Fraser/Kowalski/Vecchio, Frannie/Welsh. (My huge weakness for Fraser/Victoria.)
07. The character I'm most like: Probably Elaine.
08. The coolest thing about the canon: It's about a Mountie with a deaf half-wolf and a ghost father solving crime in Chicago with his buddy cops with whom he has lots of gay subtext! THERE IS NO BAD THERE.
09. The lamest thing about the canon: The women. For the love of god, do more with the women.
10. My guiltiest pleasure in this fandom: Victoria! Anything about Victoria!
11. The story I wish I could read: I don't think there's anything specific that hasn't been written that clearly needs to be, but there should always be more.
12. The story I wish I had written/still want to write: the s2 AU that is kicking my ass.

STAR WARS
LORD OF THE RINGS

STAR WARS. (Warning: I only have movie canon. What extended universe?)

01. The first character I fell in love with: Han! And Leia! At the same time! It was GREAT. Even though I didn't notice at the time that I had a thing for Leia. Oh and then immediately after, also Obi-Wan.
02. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Umm Luke has grown on me!
03. The character I would shag anytime: Obi-Wan! Han! Probably Qui-Gon!
04. The character I'd slap: JAR JAR. :(((
05. My 3 favorite characters: Leia! Qui-Gon! My irrational love for Darth Maul!
06. My 3 favorite pairings.: Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan, Han/Leia, Obi-Wan/Anakin.
07. The character I'm most like: I honestly have no idea. RANDOM BACKGROUND JEDI #18.
08. The coolest thing about the canon: LIGHTSABERS. No, really.
09. The lamest thing about the canon: ALL EMOTIONS LEAD TO THE DARK SIDE.
10. My guiltiest pleasure in this fandom: ...is the Sith Academy a guilty pleasure if I don't feel guilty about it?
11. The story I wish I could read: I ... bet if I spent five minutes looking I could find the Further Epic Adventures of Qui-Gon the Douche and His Lovesick Padawan, right?
12. The story I wish I had written/still want to write: Nah, I got nothin'.

LORD OF THE RINGS.

01. The first character I fell in love with: Sam!
02. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Boromir. Oh movies, how you made him a billion times more amazing to me.
03. The character I would shag anytime: ARAGORN. Like this is rocket science. Also Faramir, who is my BOYFRIEND.
04. The character I'd slap: Denethor. SNAP OUT OF IT, MAN.
05. My 3 favorite characters: Sam, Faramir, Pippin, Gandalf. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S MORE THAN THREE.
06. My 3 favorite pairings: Frodo/Sam, Faramir/Eowyn, Legolas/Gimli.
07. The character I'm most like: Some weird, weird conglomeration of Pippin and Eowyn.
08. The coolest thing about the canon: Oh god, everything. The worldbuilding! The hobbits! The huge sprawling epic quest! The melancholy hopefulness! The way I always cry at the end! The fact that it GETS BETTER EVERY TIME.
09. The lamest thing about the canon: Once in the days of yore I probably would've said Tom Bombadil, but I really like him ever since reading the Silmarillion, so ... nothing.
10. My guiltiest pleasure in this fandom: Occasionally I will read shippy fics that have hobbitsex in. And then I feel weird because it's like ... I dunno, getting off on it is missing the point?
11. The story I wish I could read: The Further Adventures of Legolas and Gimli, probably.
12. The story I wish I had written/still want to write: I ... might someday like to attempt an Epic of Frodo and Sam. Not that that's not what Lord of the Rings is, but, y'know. There's those seventeen years, man.

Oh, I'm so glad you ship Obi-Wan/Anakin, because everyone judges me for that!

If anyone would not shag Aragon, they are KICKED OUT OF FANDOM.

Oh, shit, I forgot Legolas/Gimli on mine! D:

I dunno, getting off on it is missing the point?
AHAHAHA. Tolkien is such a prude, though, he probably thinks getting of at all is missing the point.

WHAT. But I thought the whole point of Revenge of the Sith was -- never mind. XD

SRSLY. Like, even my dad would shag Aragorn.

I often forget about Legolas/Gimli, actually! Because it's ... canon? I mean, I mostly just friendship them epically, but still.

I love Tolkien anyway! I think maybe I should write porny Faramir/Eowyn. It wouldn't make me feel weird AND it would make Tolkien roll in his grave! Maybe.

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