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valinor spider party ([personal profile] aria) wrote2009-08-25 09:43 pm

now how will I get my hugh dillon fix?

Arriving safely home, I decided it was high time to finish mainlining Flashpoint. What I love about it is that I finally get the appeal of all those ridiculously popular rote procedural shows that I never watch -- the closest I've ever come to getting it is Bones, because I am fond everyone on that show in much the same way; even that, though, I watch in a kind of vague with-friends when-I-have-time way -- but wow, I love this one. I love it in the way where I want there to be more episodes! right now! I love it in the way where I am overinvested in Ed and Greg's buckets of angst and Spike and Lew's hilarious bromance and everything Wordy and Jules do ever. (And I imagine that playing Canadian Actor Bingo makes it more fun too.) In conclusion I am confused that something with so many guns and tense situations is apparently my new comfort telly, but y'know what? I finished the last episode with my hands pressed to my mouth in sheer joy and I haven't stopped grinning yet, so I am really, really not complaining.

Anyway, having now seen all of it, I think I want:

1. Jules/Donna fic. No, really. They're onscreen together for about five seconds total in order to awkwardly shake hands, but I desperately want long plotty shipfic. I want fic where Jules spends her downtime in her newly-painted apartment, staring at the walls and feeling antsy and vaguely guilty about Sam, and eventually she goes out and runs into Donna at some café/bar where they get to talking. They talk about Team 1 and about being women in the SRU, and eventually they start talking about Donna's time undercover and about what they like to do for fun (do we know what they like to do for fun? I think we only really know anything about Wordy's personal life) and they become friends. And neither of them really expect it, but eventually they figure out that when they're hanging out, now at each other's apartments or out on the town, they're basically dating. They really like one another, so rather than freaking out they talk it through like reasonable adults. (I figure this is a universe where Jules is comfortably bi and Donna is an awesome lesbian who is maybe occasionally bi re: undercover.) They decide to stay together, because their relationship isn't interfering with their professional lives since they're on different teams, only of course then the plot kicks in when both Team 1 and Team 3 are called in for the same hot call, and there is lots of ~dramatic tension~ and possibly also Sam in the background being TOTALLY BEWILDERED, Jules, what is this shit?? And I don't know what happens after that, but obviously I don't want this recced to me, I want to write it.

2. Ed/Greg fic. I actually feel mad guilty about this one, mostly because Ed's wife Sophia is made of pure 100% grade-A awesome. But I do not want handwavey fic, I want fic where Ed does not listen to Greg's warnings about continuing on as he is, and eventually Sophia gently files for divorce and takes their son and moves to a different city, because she understands but she's tired of waiting and she doesn't think it's fair to any of them. Ed takes it all extremely reasonably, and is, y'know, totally fine, and keeps doing his job, and Greg hovers worriedly in the background trying to anticipate the meltdown without actually assuming it'll happen. Because Ed's there to pick all of them up, but who's there for Ed, right? Of course in this case the answer is "Greg" but he is not aware of it yet. And, um, *handwaves* then there is plot and they have sex. I don't know! If this fic already exists I want it recced, but if it doesn't I might damn well write it too. Because, unsurprisingly, I am so there for however-many pages of emotional inarticulation and Team and cops in love. /o\

3. Spike/Lew fic! I confess that I mostly want Spike/Lew fic to sort of combat my other two desires, because Happy Fic is sometimes necessary. Obviously Spike and Lew go out and pretend to chase tail and have a grand old time, and then they go back to their place (they can share a place, right? I totally assume that they share a place, see: that one episode where everyone was calling their families to say they'd be working late, and Spike and Lew called each other because they're dooorks and also living together, obviously) and have enthusiastic nerdsex. This fic probably has, like, ice cream and puppies, and also the two of them going in early to the gym and having lots of hilarious banter with Wordy, because I kind of suspect that hilarious banter with Wordy is my favourite thing about Flashpoint. This one I absolutely don't need to write, but since I'm under the vague impression that fandom has lots of Spike/Lew fic, I think I should be fine.

4. SOME MONSTER EPIC WITH ALL OF THESE THINGS. It could be called "How Ed and Jules Took A Leaf From Spike and Lew's Book, & Learned How to Stop Worrying and Love Their Teammates, Nudge Nudge Wink Wink, PS Wordy is Awesome and No One Likes Sam." It would be the BEST FIC EVER.

Sorry, guys, I'm punchy from travel. Recs? Recs not specific to the things I listed but which will still get me to the places with good Flashpoint fic? Any takers for reading that fic I want to write? You've never heard of Flashpoint and have no idea what I'm talking about? Perhaps I should shut up and finish the F/K/V before the polybigbang deadline looms? Let's hear it. :D

[personal profile] sionnain 2009-08-26 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
There is good Eg/Greg fic! I read one, and when I am not slightly tipsy I will find it for you <3

Both [personal profile] waltzforanight and I write Spike/Lew fic, and one of hers makes me SHRIEK WITH GLEE (possibly because she wrote it for me? :D?) and it is:

But it Never Gets Dull!

And fandom needs MOAR Spike/Lew fic, you know. But you should read this one, b/c is awesome <3

I want you to write this Donna/Jules fic. As I dislike Sam A LOT OKAY.

Also, hi! I'm tipsy. But Flashpoint! It is v. good, and nominated for 19 Genies! These are Canadian awards? IDEK, tipsy?

HI!

[personal profile] sionnain 2009-08-26 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
I have more, aria! i will get them to you when more sober okay <3

donna/jules=awes.

I used to write SO MUCH GIRL!KISSING. I mean am into girls, why do i write so much boysex? is great mystery. hi, tipsy, okay.

sam >:( more people like him than you think! but not me.

omens: sun shining through leaves (gunporn)

[personal profile] omens 2009-08-26 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Number ooooooooone!!!! :-O
omens: sun shining through leaves (gunporn)

[personal profile] omens 2009-08-26 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
It hadn't occurred to me, but now....?! YES, yes I do. I have the sudden urge to rewatch Flashpoint. Somehow.
china_shop: Close-up of Zhao Yunlan grinning (Hugh (Ed) muppet face)

[personal profile] china_shop 2009-08-30 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
I want number 2 very very much. (Also there were a couple of excellent Flashpoint fics in Yuletide last year -- I recced them here. :-)

And awww, I was really hoping that we'd get both Jules and Donna on the team so they could make friends and stuff! I wanted them to trade Sam for Donna!
china_shop: Close-up of Zhao Yunlan grinning (Hugh (Ed) smiling to self)

[personal profile] china_shop 2009-08-30 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Muppet!face Ed! ♥

And yes, I have a variety of wants in Flashpoint. The difference from DS is that I don't want Ed or Greg with anyone else, and I don't really want Spike/Lew with anyone else, whereas obviously I'm quite happy with contradictory pairings in DS. :-)
china_shop: Dief with his paws against the wall (Dief against wall)

[personal profile] china_shop 2009-08-30 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Whereas while I feel that not being excited about gen is a failing on my part, it's equally true across DS and Flashpoint and HCL. Maybe slightly less so in S&A, but then I don't read a lot of S&A anyway.

I still read some gen, but it doesn't tend to draw me in as immediately.