aria: ([avengers] god of mischief)
valinor spider party ([personal profile] aria) wrote2012-05-10 03:39 pm

mjolnir is not constructive

File under: good reference conversations for the stupid epic Avengers fic I'm writing; also file under reasons I need to have a billion fannish gchats with [personal profile] were_duck.


were_duck: I have complicated feelings about how Loki thinks he needs to be a dominant but that role is just WRONG for him so he ends up bratting and acting out and he's so DAMAGED he can't accept a reasonably healthy relationship with Thor, who ALSO had to figure a lot of things out and finally might almost be ready to be what Loki needs, and Loki is even more confused because he's such a sadist, and sadists are supposed to be rulers, right? and he's full of self-loathing that he projects onto humans
aria: ahhh I am figuratively shrieking and running in circles now
aria: because I have a couple of friends who are hugely in favor of dom!Loki and I just have such a kneejerk "NO" to that and you have just articulated why!
were_duck: yeah, lol!no
were_duck: his wanting to be a dom is like, his entire PROBLEM.
were_duck: that's how he gets into shitty situations like terrible attempts to take over the universe.
were_duck: and he's so viciously repressed about it
were_duck: that's why he so sexist and speciesist and just plain EVIL
were_duck: he doesn't know how to channel his feelings appropriately!
aria: yes yes yes
aria: and Thor could probably help! if Loki just stopped for like five minutes so Thor could do something more constructive than knock him around mid-epic-battle
were_duck: well, Thor was TRYING to TELL him that on the mountain before he was so rudely interrupted by Iron Man
aria: RIGHT?
aria: that was in fact the closest Loki got to listening!
aria: and then BAM, IRON MAN
were_duck: yup!
were_duck: and I mean. Look how meek Loki was at the end, all gagged.
were_duck: and just. relaxed.
aria: sdklsdkfdjfd
aria: I was like IS THIS HAPPENING
aria: obviously they should've just tied him up and gagged him AGES ago
were_duck: I KNOW

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