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It is a cool and rainy, cupcake-baking sort of Saturday! But never mind cupcakes, it is also time for a meme.
Give me a pairing and I will tell you:
1. What they most commonly do during sex
2. Who has prettier hair
3. What they argue about most often
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
It does not have to be a pairing I've written, as long as I know the fandom/characters.
Give me a pairing and I will tell you:
1. What they most commonly do during sex
2. Who has prettier hair
3. What they argue about most often
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
It does not have to be a pairing I've written, as long as I know the fandom/characters.
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So much finger-sucking, obviously. And I deeply suspect that Victoria tops.
2. Who has prettier hair
Fraser gracefully concedes that Victoria's hair is prettier. (Ray Vecchio even told Fraser that his hair looks like a pelt, you know!) And Victoria does indeed have very pretty hair.
3. What they argue about most often
Given the time to actually interact with one another on a significant level, I think they'd end up having intent earnest arguments on the subject of morality.
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
While I think both of them would be able to work through it and come out relatively undamaged, Victoria could probably do it faster, and without friends to help her through.
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
I don't think there's any way that Fraser running off with Victoria could end well. If, however, Victoria did some jail time, and found herself a job within legal means, it's possible Fraser would be willing to rekindle their romance. It's hard to find a way around the fact that she shot her partner, but -- if she was sincerely sorry about it, maybe. Fraser would be all for second chances.
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I don't think there's any way that Fraser running off with Victoria could end well.
I totally agree. But now I kind of want Fraser/Victoria set, like, ten years after Victoria's Secret--that could be interesting.
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Loki does a lot of topping from the bottom. It's always very enthusiastic and athletic; Thor is also a big fan of snuggling through the afterglow, and Loki pretends to just tolerate it, but alternately loves it and feels smothered.
2. Who has prettier hair
It is a dead-even tie. Loki is the only one who cares what his hair looks like, though.
3. What they argue about most often
Everything. But they always argue about what Thor wants to argue about, like the fact that Loki's magic makes him look like a coward, and, once Thor has mostly stopped being a bully, how Loki's morals are deeply alarming. Loki wants to argue about what a thoughtless hypocrite Thor is, but poor Thor, big words might confuse him.
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
We-ell, um. Thor was sad but basically stoic when Loki fell into a wormhole, so I'd call that coping fairly well. Meanwhile Loki has actively tried to kill Thor, but -- let's be honest here, Loki is awful at coping well with anything. I think if Thor actually died he'd have no idea what to do.
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
Through some convoluted set of circumstances, Loki is forced into working with the Avengers. Of course he does his very best to be helpful and trustworthy and likable, as part of a long game or to make his eventual betrayal all the worse ... And then he realizes that he's accidentally stumbled upon family. Thor actually values his strategies and opinions, and everyone thinks his magic is good and useful. I don't know if this would be long-term sustainable, but I think this particular household would keep him on his toes enough, and love him enough, to keep Loki from chafing and bolting.
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Also, I wonder how well Loki gets on with Thor's alter ego, brilliant and disabled surgeon Donald Blake?
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Honestly? They roleplay all the time. They never actually had Rory dress up as the Raggedy Doctor, but Amy thought it would be a laugh to do nuns and nurses and policewomen and things, and then it turned out they were both really into it. Obviously since Big Bang they've also had Rory the Roman a lot.
2. Who has prettier hair
AMY.
3. What they argue about most often
I don't know if they really have arguments, since Amy tends to steamroll over objections and by now Rory has subtler means of productively discussing things with her. But both of them are really worried for the other's safety now they're traveling with the Doctor, and they occasionally have little tiffs over it.
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
I ... don't know. Amy will kill herself because worlds in which Rory is dead can't be real, and she's miserable and cries for him even when she doesn't remember him; Rory will spend two thousand years guarding Amy and blow up Cyberfleets to have her back. They don't cope.
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
Hm. After traveling with the Doctor for some time (and, presumably, working out the tangled timey-wimey mess with River) they go back to the Earth of their own time; they then travel the world, tracking down aliens, saving people and healing them, generally having adventures and delighting in each other's company. Perhaps they even have some temporally-sane children, and Older Sis River visits occasionally and they all go on adventures.
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forcing people to think about YA characters having sex since 2004.
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1. What they most commonly do during sex
I ... am really not sure! Mostly because I keep getting hung up on the notion of them having the most awkward fumbling joyful first time sex, and then giving it another try and another and another because they love hearing each other's bodies as well as minds, and because it makes them both laugh a lot, and afterwards Kit just crashes and then Nita stays up reading and pets Kit's hair absently.
2. Who has prettier hair
Nita, I suspect.
3. What they argue about most often
It's all friendly debates about the best way to go about doing spells, and sometimes Kit is anxious about Nita's increasing prophetic abilities and they get snippy with one another.
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
I ... think Nita might have a slightly better handle on things, just because she has dealt with the grieving process before; not to say that it would be any easier coping with Kit's death, but she'd at least have a strategy and know what she was going through. I think both of them would learn how to stay functional and happy without the other, though, given time.
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
They find a way to stay in touch (geographically, via wizardly projects, &c) through college; they settle down somewhere together, whether or not they also get married, and then they operate very much as Tom and Carl do, balancing their day jobs with their wizardly projects and occasionally being hilariously domestic and continuing to save the world.
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Talk! No matter what they're doing physically, there will be dirty talk or lolcat jokes or increasingly fragmented comics discussion.
2. Who has prettier hair
Loki, by the slimmest of margins, because he can magic away his bedhead.
3. What they argue about most often
Questions of comics canon, or who the best character in Harry Potter is, or similar nerd things. They don't actually argue about the big important stuff.
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Oh, well, obviously Loki will one day have to cope with Darcy dying, and I expect he'd take it quite well. He doesn't really operate on normal human emotions.
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
They get an evil fortress together, but they never really do anything really evil; they just troll the hell out of the Avengers for years and years, and then cackle about it together over ice cream sundaes.