"For reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture, he chases Lex Luthor to the USA and fights crime in Chicago."

*dies* Good grief, I'm not even a Due South fan, and that cracked me up. :D

Also. All of these? WRITE THEM. Except the Young Wizards one, because I didn't really like Young Wizards, and as long as I'm making selfish demands I might as well go whole hog.