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i. The Effect of Dimensional Transcendence on Mozzarella Cheese, or: Diane Duane writes fic about Five and Nyssa making pizza. (Complete with recipe at the end.) My heart. I am not-so-secretly shattered that DD hasn't written roughly a million Fifth Doctor novels. On the other hand, she has written a handful of Star Trek novels ...? And, like, novels about Spock. I may be kind of doomed.
ii. Also, because I am obviously feeling talky tonight: Name any character in any fandom that you think I would be passingly familiar with. In return, I will give you five pieces of my headcanon or a ficlet, my choice. (Or everyone can just reply 'Methos' because I will never, ever run out of headcanon.) Have at it!
ii. Also, because I am obviously feeling talky tonight: Name any character in any fandom that you think I would be passingly familiar with. In return, I will give you five pieces of my headcanon or a ficlet, my choice. (Or everyone can just reply 'Methos' because I will never, ever run out of headcanon.) Have at it!
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FEEL FREE TO YELL AT ME ABOUT BEING WRONG, THAT IS THE BEST PART. :D
1. He really hated family get-togethers when he was little. Bellatrix liked to practice her cursing on him. As a result, come Sorting time, he did just as much "Not Slytherin not Slytherin" as Harry later did; Sirius loved to encourage the popular opinion that he'd gone for Gryffindor out of rebellion, but actually, it was just to get the hell away from Bella.
2. Sirius wasn't really a total ass until he met James. Then they enabled the shit out of each other. It was awesome.
3. He stuck all those pictures of Muggle girls up in his bedroom to piss his parents off. A time or two he was also tempted to put up some boys -- or David Bowie, at the very least -- but if anyone was going to disown him from the Black family, it was going to be him, and expressing any preferences contrary to those that would continue the family line would've got him a fast kick out of there.
4. He really did think Remus was the one leaking Order information. Even years later he still had no idea whether he'd decided that because he was young and stupid and hurt that one of his best friends was being cagey about missions to him of all people, no matter what Dumbledore's orders about cell secrecy were, or if there really was just some werewolf prejudice still lurking in his hindbrain. Both options are equally awful.
5. He snapped when he realized it was Peter. Just went totally bonkers and started laughing and didn't even try to catch Peter. He's sure the ability to turn into a dog had something to do with his surviving Azkaban, but really? Azkaban probably made him saner. There was nowhere to go but up.
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*GETS READY TO YELL*
1. Anything Sirius does that is motivated by Bella is okay by me. :D :D
2. I think he was worse until he met James. I think he was this horrible, fucked-up, desperate little pureblood kid with half shitty opinions and half just wild confusion, and when he met James, James taught him to be better, but in all the wrong ways.
3. lol I like this explanation.
4. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
5. ;faskdf;asd;fa;sdfasdl;faksd;flak