I've never cried at anything fictional before, ever. I get weirdly despondent but never full on crying, even for things that gut me (David Tennant's Hamlet put me into a weird mental fugue state for, like, a week, but I never cried). I honestly don't know why, I've always felt kinda weird about it. (Tangental, but the end of Homeward Bound is one of my favorite things ever on film. You get that whole emotional rollercoaster, and then the very last thing you hear is Chance going mad over the turkey.)

I do have a mental list of Hottest Things Ever, though, and a haphazard one for "when I'm in a Mood and I just want to stew in it a while".