And Joe would be all, "No!...Really?...Hmmm..." With a glint in his eye that said he found this particular information VERY interesting.

(I kind of ship Methos/Joe. As well as Methos/Duncan, Methos/Amanda, Methos/Kronos and Methos/Alexa Bond. The man is the little black dress of Highlander fandom. He goes with EVERYTHING.)