Hah, oh man. With Chel I'm pretty sure that IN THE PLACE OF A DARK LORD YOU WILL HAVE A QUEEN! Tulio is quite doomed and ends up alone in a cave. Miguel ... probably makes it all the way to Mount Doom before he discovers he can't give it up.

Swipe away! It isn't even a proper meme, just a silly thing I like to bat around with friends, so spreading it is all to the good. :)